I was supposed to be at my college campus this morning at 9am to meet with my academic advisor about the rest of my degree and what requirements I could waive. ...and, due to the fact that A) It's raining B) The fucking nincompoops in this area can't drive worth shit in the rain C) Some shitstain pigfucker hit my truck with his piece of crap 4Runner D) The university traffic cops LOVE shutting down key areas of the campus in order to breakdance and show each other their assholes ...I was 20 minutes late. And I missed him. He's now no longer in his office; he had an appointment at 10. Dear Circumstances: I hate you. Please proceed to fucking die. Love, Ops.