The Zookeeper (Oh God, Why?)

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  1. Dran0n

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    He is last decades Seth Rogan
     
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    Huh...all I see is 2 minutes and 33 seconds of a turd in a microwave.
     
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    This movie is totally make more $$ then fanboy darlings like Super 8 or Green Lantern. I'll LOL.
     
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    Depending on the competition it faces I bet it’ll be the # 1 movie in America for a week or two, not # 1 Comedy, # 1 Movie. As long as people continue to pay to see crap like this, Hollywood will continue to churn it out...
     
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    Check out the "half in the bag" episode about it. :D 
     
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    "The deadliest animal of all...is the Zookeeper!" - Captain Yesterday

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    (And, no, I didn't watch the actual trailer.)
     
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    I hope this movie has an elephant that never forgets... TO KILL.
     
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    I'm going to see this at midnight. Looks fucking hilarious.
     
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    I really hate when a movie looks deliberately bad and it isn't supposed to.
     
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    I just find it strange how I can like Kevin James in King of Queens yet I can't stand watching his films or standup. I blame the combined powers of Patton Oswalt, Jerry Stiller and Leah Remini.
     
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    But yea, agreed on the show and his other projects just not up to par. Grown Ups was a travesty. How can you have that many funny people (sans David Spade) and still churn out a turd?
     
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    If he actually gave it a positive-WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?!
     
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    This looks like a great redbox rental. The Gorilla at Applebee is epic, imo.

    Eh, Ebert isn't exactly gushing over the movie. He simply admits that it's acceptable family entertainment.

     
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    I knew this was going to be like the Night at the Museum. :D 
     
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    Went to the midnight showing on Thursday. Great movie. 10/10. Best of 2011 thus far.
     
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    Ebert's in the minority... 14% on Rottentomatoes.com
     
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