The 'Yo Momma' Joke Thread

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  1. Starscream600

    Starscream600 Certified Virtual Pilot

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    Tell us what's your epic 'Yo Momma' joke! Here's mine:


    Yo momma so fat that Pluto tried to form an orbit around her.

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad
     
  2. bumblebot98

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    Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.

    Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

    Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Seaworld.

    But in all seriousness Yo momma jokes aren't that funny anymore.
     
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    Yo momma so fat she developed high cholestrol resulting her death by heart attack which broke your dads heart so now hes a drunk and now your sis is turning tricks to put food on the table cuz ur a bum just like your dad what plays the xbox whole goddamn day thas why yo momma so fat
     
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    Yo mamma's so skinny she can hang glide on a Dorito.
     
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    Yo mama's so stupid she thought general motors was in the army
     
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    Your mama is so nasty, she gets sourdough yeast infections!
     
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    Yo Momma so ugly she just got the lead role in the new Mr Ed movie
     
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    Best yo momma joke ever.
     
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    Yo Momma's so dumb that when you asked for an XBOX 360 she drew a x on box and made it spin 360
     
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    Isn't that more of a yo momma such a troll?
     
  11. Starfire22

    Starfire22 Zoot Suit Riot

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    Not gonna lie, these jokes are old now. (U MAD? :lol )
     
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    i saw this show on mtv
     
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    Sol Fury The British Butcher Administrator News Staff

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    Yo momma said we have a spam forum for threads like this.
     
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