The Ultimate Heist?

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  1. Scantron

    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    Adding to our current crop of weird/stupid crime stories, this is a recent theft that occurred here in Pennsylvania...

    Bridge Worth $100K Stolen In North Beaver Township - News Story - WPXI Pittsburgh
     
  2. lars573

    lars573 Well-Known Member

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    No. The Ultimate Heist is stealing an elder scroll. Although I suspect the Gray Fox had something to do with this too.
     
  3. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    It was Danny Ocean.
     
  4. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Police'll cross that bridge when they come to it.
     
  5. doomboy536

    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    Damn you for stealing the only bridge-related joke. I got nothing.
     
  6. PrimusVsUnicron

    PrimusVsUnicron Well-Known Member

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    who the hell steals a bridge?
     
  7. Ecchokat

    Ecchokat Ponyologiest for Hire!

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  8. Cal

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    Yesssssssss. :D 
     
  9. Rayzilla Prime

    Rayzilla Prime I RIP ALL MY RAZE!

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    Fixed.

    Seriously, stealing a bridge that size is as subtle as a Saturn V rocket crashing into a freight train on the Titanic while Dane Cook is doing stand-up comedy in the ship's 1st-Class dining hall.
     
  10. Aernaroth

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    I imagine they'll be caught eventually, and their trestle with the law may end up in a suspension of their sentencing if they could put their engineering prowess to positive use for the remaining span of their time. Of course, this assumes they're willing to make such a cross-over to the side of the angels in order to be covered.
     
  11. jazzmasta32

    jazzmasta32 Well-Known Member

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    I guess they might say it's all water under the bridge.
     
  12. Metal Chaos

    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    Now this is quite literally, :cool:  a bridge to nowhere.



    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!




    This is one bridge best left uncrossed.
     
  13. Red Alert

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    The Decepticon Shockwave stated "Your reasoning is highly illogical." when asked how someone slipped by him unnoticed.
     
  14. Brainchild

    Brainchild Dark Flame Master

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    Well, this certainly bridges the gap between what can and can't be stolen.
     
  15. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    i thought this was about me stealing a certain marching band drummer's virginity in high school. She required Bond villian-esque planning and Sean Connery charm.
    man, after that, i felt like i could knock off Buckingham Palace just for kicks.

    that's a heist, folks.
     
  16. MisterFanwank

    MisterFanwank Toy Industry Analyst

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    Looks like someone got their bridge crossed.

    YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!
     
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    mrfang2 leader of team rejects

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