Interview with Ratchet New Article, Interview with Ratchet. Prime9409:After my Interview with Arcee, I found Ratchet Signing Autographs in front of Burger King. So I sat down with him and had a little interview with him. Ratchet: Excuse Me, But could you please interview me already...I've booked an appearance on Oprah. Prime: Yes, Of Course...Well, Ratchet, what was it like to be reunited with the whole cast after two years? Ratchet: It was great to get back with my old Friends after a year to start filming the sequel and it was also great to see Sideswipe and Arcee. After hearing Arcee's name, I immediately coughed "crazy" Prime: Anyway, what was it like to travel the world. Ratchet: It was very exciting, I ate meals at an egyptian restruant and while we were in Japan promoting the film, I took a tour of the city and bought a little toy of myself modeled after my G1 look. Prime: Cool, Prime: And what did you do before the sequel. Ratchet: I was writing a book about my life. It's titled A Scalpel and Fame: The Story of Ratchet. Written By Dr. Ratchet, P.h.d, M.d. Prime: Oh, so you are a doctor. What degrees do you have? Ratchet: A P.h.d in Biology and Chemical Engineering. I even have a Masters Degree in Literature. Prime: Literature? Ratchet: Yes, I love reading. My favorite works of literature are Gone with the wind, War and Peace, and Marmaduke. Prime: MARMADUKE!?! THE COMIC STRIP!? Ratchet: Yes! I'm a huge fan of Marmaduke! I just love the exploits of that canine. Prime: But you're supposed to be Ratchet, The Fancy and Mild-mannered Medic of the Autobots. Ratchet: I have a sensitive side, I even adopted a sparkling whom I named Ratchet Jr. Ratchet shows me a photo of Him and his adopted child. Prime: Ratchet Jr. nice name for a boy. Ratchet: No, Ratchet Jr. is a girl. Prime: Anything else you wanna share? Ratchet show's me a photo of his mansion...which is modeled after him. I left as soon as I realized Ratchet was kinda self-centered.
Just realized you did an interview of Movie Ratchet, Young Optimus. That was a good one, I LOLed at Ratchet's reading material.
Great article Prime! I'm sorry for the lack of a new article from me. I need Tyjos giving me new ideas, but he's not on anymore!
I have to admit that Tyjos gave me the inspiration for a photo-comic I'm going to try and work on in the coming weeks, but still... you need to expand your horizon when it comes to inspiration for articles, or simply use your imagination.
The Dewbots Vs. The Cokacolatrons 6-6-09 Deltaprime A war has been going on that even outdates the Cybertronian conflict. That war is between Pepsi and Coke, and it's gotten bitter since they both acquired the transformers technology. I spoke with a representative of the Pepsi warriors, a Dewbot by the name of Dispensor. This is what he had to say: "Fragging Cokacolatrons are always trying to stand in the way of our success! Well,we have Optimus Prime on our side, baby!" Of course, he was refering to Pepsi Convoy. Shortly after my interview with Dispensor, I was met by a very influential representative of Coka Cola: Santa Claus. He says that coke is much better, and that if we disagree, he'll give us all coal in our stockings! I've seen many battles and conflicts between these two warring factions, and now that the Transformers (and Santa) are involved, there's no telling how this war will go. DEWBOTS FOREVER! BTW, I'm still offering to interview any users on this site if anyone want sme to. Sent me a PM!
Good. The tribune has it's own site which is owned by delta. U can get there through the link on delta's, TC'S, or my sig.
Woo-hoo! New writers of the TF Tribune means more variety of articles/interviews, each with their own particular flair. Awesome-sauce!
New Article up! Interview with Soundwave I was walking after an interview with a certain self centered Autobot, When I bumped into Soundwave at a Music Store. I asked him for an Interview. Prime9409: Okay, Before we start, do you have a diva tantrum and do you have a very narcisstic view of yourself. Soundwave: Negative. Prime: Okay, Was it nice to be a part of the sequel. Soundwave: Affirmitave. Prime: What was it like to hang with your robotic pals. Soundwave: Companions:Superior. Wheelie:Inferior. Prime: You have a problem with Wheelie, Don't cha? Soundwave: Affirmative. Prime: Did He glue your trailer door shut? Soundwave: Negative. Prime: Did he mess with your lunch? Soundwave: Negative. Prime: Than what did he do, Soundwave: Subject:Wheelie.Status:Annoying. Prime: Right, So why do you talk like that. Soundwave:.......... I watch soundwave tap his head. Soundwave: So Sorry, I just love the way I sound when I talk like that. It makes me feel Mysterious and Intelligent. Prime: You have a Jersey Accent? Sondwave: No, I can do a lot of voices. I took Ventriliquoist lessons During my breaks on the set. Soundwave then pulls out a puppet modeled after G1 Frenzy. Soundwave: Pretty cool, huh? Soundwave: Where did he go! I was in the rock section listening to music written by Smashing Pumpkins.
