The things people say in Multiplayer gaming.

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  1. UnicronFTW

    UnicronFTW Don't blink.

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    Did a quick search to see if there wasa thread like this, I didn't see anything. But I'm stupid, so if theres a thread like this then feel free to have a mod close it.

    Multiplayer has become a huge thing in gaming now-a-days. And as with every other fad, a crapton of people get involved.
    Well, people are idiots. And, sometimes, idiots say stupid shit.
    But, there's a flipside! Some people are funny! And they say funny things!
    Tell your stories... what have you heard said in your days/weeks/months/years of gaming?

    I got inspired to make this thread not 45 minutes ago, when I was playing a mtach of Uncharted 3 on Hardcore. Hardcore basically takes away all the things that help you. Boosters.. Kickbacks.. Upgrades for your weapons. It's basically a way of knowing how good you are at the game for real. But, I shit you not... someone said "Hardcore would be fun if I could use my Medal Kickback.".
    I'm not even joking.
     
  2. Brainchild

    Brainchild Dark Flame Master

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    Team Fortress 2 is a goldmine for these things. Prepubescent children trying to impersonate Jules Winnfield, arguments over how intelligent one is made by reading To Kill a Mockingbird and conversations about the sexual tendencies of Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie are all things that I've witnessed in the past two weeks alone.
    Beyond that, anything in Moonbase Alpha.
     
  3. The F.N.G.

    The F.N.G. Well-Known Member

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    Got one from way back when I was still playing Modern Warfare 2. Drop into a lobby for some Team Deathmatch, and the first thing I hear is:

    First guy: "You put your cat in the microwave?"
    Second guy: "The instructions told me to!"
    First guy: "Your cat came with instructions?"
    Second guy: "Yeah, didn't yours?"
     
  4. WTDylio

    WTDylio Where is Jessica Hyde?

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    A while ago I played Halo Reach and some guy kept playing the Benny Hill theme through his microphone, it didn't help that I was crying laughing through mine, both at the music and at the absolutely enraged team-mates who for some reason didn't mute him. I swear I must have died and been betrayed so many times because I was laughing so much
     
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    bumblebot98 Banned

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    I never hear funny stuff online :( .
     
  6. Mechafire

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    Me neither. Just really sad, disturbing stuff.
     
  7. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    A dude once told me he would fart in my eyelids.
     
  8. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    one time i purposely teamkilled a player in the game MAG because i found him to be annoying and when i did, he went ballistic and screaming at me that he was gonna find me and rape me.
     
  9. Argentenoboy

    Argentenoboy But what was even more like a drug was the drugs

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    I was playing Invasion Spire on Halo: Reach with some freinds. Me and the host started to quote the DOTM Sentenel Megatron Quote (The "This is the victory I promised you" quote) I started it and was Megatron. Good times
     
  10. Tampalicious

    Tampalicious Tribe of Roadimus

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    my first time playin online with SCIV a few years ago, I was about 27 or so. I was in a party with a few other people, one was a girl I think, and to me they all sounded old enough to be cool people .
    They taught me some moves, we bantered a bit, and I thought we were becoming gaming friends.
    All of a sudden the girl starts breathing and moaning into her headset.
    I was like "what the heck" to myself and was playin a match but I was stunned, like....who does this. And then I figured they were all teasing me.
    She says "where'd he go? What?"
    And I turned off the match or whatever.

    I have screamed, yelled, sang badly, played annoying songs through the headset..I'm sorry but sometimes people just piss you off with their taunts. The teabaggin, the way they make a player look very fruity on purpose and then beat your ass. I once had a monitor type dude tell me to settle down. I was like, 'what are you my xbox monitor?"
    he was like. "yes."

    this is why I wont be using headsets anymore. I kinda miss them old days, when u sat in your room and played a video game and could get into it. SNES Zelda, Super Metroid, Tiny Toons Busters Adventure, Sparkster. I lost all them games though.
     
  11. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    As Brainchild said, TF2 is PURE, SOLID GOLD about those things.

    One gem I remember can be summed up in two words: RUGRATS PORN.

    OHGODMYEEYESICAN'TSEEUFUCKINGHELL
     
  12. Rusty24

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    I nearly died laughing after I heard what one of my friends did in MW3. Basically, he snuck up behind this guy who was sniping in a building. He then took the time to type out a message that said "behind you" to the other player. My friend killed him as soon as he turned around. It was also funny how the guy he killed was British and he called us cocky wankers after the game.
     
  13. Sideways77

    Sideways77 oh shoogah

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    I've never done multiplayer, but I can guess stuck-up a-holes that use the term 'noob' come up a lot.
     
  14. Stryker055

    Stryker055 Josh Boyfriend

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    Damn.

    Back when Black Ops was teh shitz, I was in the lobby for One in the Chamber, and two guys started making fun of my name (same as here, which... seems rather difficult, actually) and giving the usual online douchebag insults. I then proceeded to whoop both their asses badly. I left before I could hear a reaction.
     
  15. Spoiler

    Spoiler Autobot Spoiler

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    I have games that are hit and miss on the mic. There are times where there is nothing but funny shit being said, then there are times where it is the most annoying crap in the existance of mankind.

    A lot of times I am actually the entertainment of the games on the mic. I will be talking normal, than people make note how I sound like either a radio announcer or Duke Nukem. So, naturally, I get requests to say something the Duke would. Not to mention, when people hear my Arnold impression, they keep wanting to hear it.

    There is this one Counterstrike server I play on, where there is all sorts of chatter on the mic. Sometimes you get the people who have soundboards. Like that guy who screams stuff at his cat, but he takes clips from that and uses it during gameplay. Always makes me laugh.

    I'd have to say one of the most entertaining times was when we were playing Red Dead Redemption. We were on a carriage, one of my friends accidently shot one of the horses, than started shooting the wheels. While my other friend is getting pissed at everything because he thinks the carriage will crash and we will fail. I am just sitting there laughing so hard at the situation, that I am crying.

    Mics can be fun, but there are those who abuse it... I'm sorry but, if you are a kid playing, and you have a mic and a high pitch annoying voice, please DON'T use the mic. Now I just want to state this first before the next part, I am by no means a racist, the other one that I come across is the ghetto people. When my friend and I play in games, especially GTA IV, a lot of the time we hear is what sounds like a stereotypical ghetto person. And they act like they are gangster and start using racial slurs. Yes, I have been called a cracker... I just don't understand it. We are just trying to play a game, and their soul purpose is to "get all up in my grille".

    There are plenty of times I am thankful for a mute button. There are also plenty of times I want to talk like Vince Vaughn in The Breakup. The part where he is talking smack to that kid: "Is that your mom in the background? I hope she isn't watching, because her son is taking a pounding!" HAHA!
     

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