I hate the fact that I have to work at a job that I'm only at for the pay check.

I hate when people say they hate a certain type of music on the bases that they heard one song, from one band that was not good. I don't typical like R and B, but there are some songs that I like to listen too.

I hate the fact that I am not a kid anymore and conversely that my kids will soon grow to be adults.

I hate the image that fathers and men in general are given in the media.

 

-People who intentionally hate leet speak and/or make those dumb signatures about it. I rage when I see those idiotic .gif's. Good thing Firefox has Adblock.
-Furries that dress up/go way to far with their obsession
-Guidos
-"Gangsters"
-Attention whores
-Underage kids (ie. 10 yrs. old) playing mature rated games with clueless parents buying the games for them
-'XD' and emoticons like that. Especially when two or more are used in the same paragraph/passage.
-heelys. Not to be cruel, but I always sort-of-not-but-do hope that the wearer falls down while
using them.
-Obligatory mayonnaise. I have no idea why people like that stuff.
-People who don't search before asking a request (Mostly on the internet).
-New age cartoons. But TF animated is pretty cool. That's one exception.
-People who associate Barney/young children's shows with violence (See: Teletubbies flash games where you're shooting them with an AK-47).

What I do like: Editing my posts.

 

I really hate Ben Affleck.

 

Things I hate:
-Bigots
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Idiots
-Spammers
-Water
-Quiet
-Nature
-Lack of money
-Almost all my exes
-Dentists
-XBox Live Gold accounts costing money
-Video game fads
-Most family movies
-Emo music
-Emo people
-Torchwood
-80% of the Doctor Who reboot
-Salmon
-Period dramas
-Fred Phelps, everyone he knows, and the fact that they even exist
-Militant feminists
-Grey hair
-Chavs
-Hoodies
-"Ganstas" (LOL. Grow the fuck up, 10 year old)
-Charles Dickens novels
-Televangelists
-Jami Oliver (in fact, TV chefs in general. Except Delia Smith, for some odd reason)
-Mohinder Suresh
-Martha Stewart
-Rabid anti-smokers
-Nearly all music television (especially the channels that have commercials between music videos. Commercials in a channel MADE FOR COMMERCIALS - Epic fail)
-Furries who yiff
-Furries who are convinced they ARE their character
-Russel T Davies
-Terrorists
-The Cosby Show
-Pointless remakes of good movies
-Hellraiser 3, 8 & 9
-Fads
-People who write in "text language" (and also those who text in it)
-Being interrupted in the middle of somethi

 

algebra

 

I hate this thread.

 

Babies.


That's right, you heard me.

 

I hate YOU!

Just kidding.

I also hate people who treat retail/fast food/any other employee like crap and never say thank you/please/etc. Sometimes when I'm nice to them they act surprised.

I also hate babies, too. And little kids. They're like another species to me.  

 

They remind me of zombies.They stagger around, bump into stuff, fall over a lot, make odd noises, and try to put everything in their mouths. Disturbing little things, they are.

 

Facebook - ZOMG, somebody added that they don't like apples to their profile. WE MUST INFORM ALL THEIR FRIENDS WITH MULTIPLE POINTLESS E-MAILS!

 

The only time in your life when you can shit yourself, drool everywhere, talk gibberish and fall when trying to take one step and people think it's cute.

 

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL BOTCON MY FRIEND, just you wait...

Distinguishing yadda yadda sorry but I whole-heartedly disagree, grey hair = extremely sexy on a decent looking fellow. Deal with it.

AS FOR THINGS *I* HATE

-Dry skin
-The cold
-People who can't drive in snow/rain/I basically just hate everyone on Long Island with a driver's license (present company excluded)
-Having to work for a living (I should be wealthy)
-Having to clean up after myself (I should have a maid)
-Drama
-Snobs, elitists, etc
-Lists of things I hate. WAIT-

 

Hell, I don't mind kids as long as they are potty trained. That period of their lives is just the shits for everyone involved in the process. I remember babysitting (scary anyone would trust me with their kids) each one of my nephews when they were young and it was rough. Let's just say, thanks to the "help," I never had to change a diaper.

Oh, another thing I hate. Secret Sharts. Farts that you don't realize until later, were actually sharts.

 

I cant believe you said that.

At least try them with bbq sauce

 

Yeah, but it's only fun if you're the one sitting yourself, drooling everywhere, talking gibberish, and falling while trying to take one step.

 

Babies are just like drunks, except the county gets all pissed when you drop them off at detox.

 

Actually, whenever I drop babies off at the detox office, they just look at me quizzically.

 

"Sorry, ma'am, I'm tired of this one sucking on a bottle one minute and my wife's tit the next. He needs therapy for one of those problems, so I brought him here."

 

The other day my wife told me, "Knock it off, you're acting like a guido."

I guess I should be offended.

 

No wonder she stepped on your chihuahua.