This is only the first of many to come! I did this article for Literature class, but all the rest are just for fun. Oh, and if you want to post your own article here, by all means, feel free to do so! Boy’s Car Comes to Life! By Deltaprime 1-19-09 On July 4, 2007, a young boy by the name of Samuel Witwicky claimed a car robbery had taken place. Almost two years later now, the car is back at home. Samuel’s friend, Miles Lancaster, had found it. Both young men noticed that the car was acting very strange. “I put the thing in my garage and locked it up. In the middle of the night, though, it sounded like it was trying escape!" says Sam. Samuel and his father, Ron “Sparkplug” Witwicky know cars very well. They’re in fact the best mechanics in town. Ron, however, insists that the car runs perfectly normal. So what could be the problem? Samuel even tried to put up a video camera in his garage to see if any burglars could be responsible. To his amazement, the car started on its own once again, without any human help. He claimed that he even heard a voice on the recording. The car seems to be saying, “I must leave. Optimus needs me.” About a month after the voice was heard on film, the garage door was left open and, as most of us would suspect, the car left. “Satan’s Camaro”, as it’s now called, had not been seen for at least a week by the Witwicky family. During the car’s absence, Miles spotted his friend’s car in a parking lot-walking around. “I’m telling you, it transformed or something!” was his response. He says that he saw a giant robotic creature that resembled Sam’s Camaro, only humanized. Is this perhaps some type of alien menace? Who is this Optimus that the car called out to? We may never know.