I are Bumblebees. I like floating. I like stinging. Transformers like shiny cube. We used to call it the Matrix, but something called Hollywood was real mean. We then called it the Cube, but little flesh things buzzed Cybertron, real mad like. We finally call it Allspark and ducked. OK, everything cool now. weeee! Am in space now. Look kinda like a shiny human sperm thing. Sorry (cough, cough), errrrr ... bad throat thing going on. Long time ago, smashed in face Optimus Prime and bird-face Megatron like each other. Everyone on Cybertron like each other. That was nice. Then bird-face Megs got really, really mean. It happened after his fingernails got real long and his face melted. Megs wanted matrix cube Allspark. He think it can give great manicure and have extreme face makeover. Megs made other people feel sorry for him. If they not feel sorry for him, he eat them. Bad guys not want to be eaten, so Megs gets BIIIG army and starts war. Megs wants matrix cube Allspark so bad he even mess up my crib. Optimus shoots shiny matrix cube Allspark into space. Me think that real dumb idea. Mean, think about it. If ME can shoot off into space like shiny space human sperm, then .... Wait. Me gotta go. Me feel alllllll weird inside. Me think it matrix cube Allspark sense. Weeeeee!!!!!! To Be Continued!