The "My Wife..." Forum

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jerry_watts, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Well, "touching wood" certainly didn't help out in that whole "Revolution" thing.
     
  2. MegaMoonMan

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    Ok, a little research says it's "touch wood" OR "knock wood", but I've never heard anybody say "touch wood" before.

    Well, I have, but not in that context.
     
  3. Foster

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    Leave it to a bunch of married guys to wax technical on touching wood.
     
  4. ambushbug74

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    And leave it to you to put "wax" and "touching wood" in the same sentence.
     
  5. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I Masturbate
     
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    And with this, I believe the derailment is complete.

    Sorry, I was wrong. NOW it is complete.
     
  7. ambushbug74

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    Right now?
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Sometimes.
     
  9. drippy

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    Puts a whole new perspective on this comment eh? :p 

     
  10. Foster

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    :lolol 
     
  11. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    ... uh ...

    ...


    Fuck.
     
  12. tikgnat

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    ^LOL! Busted!
     
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    All you guys talking about your wives big boobs, I say this to you.

    This thread is NOTHING without pics. ;) 

    I mean, I could post pics of me and your wives, but I promised them I wouldn't.

    Oh, and it's "knock ON wood".
     
  14. ambushbug74

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    I give him credit though, he is a great one handed typist. I mean there are people on here that can barely type with both hands as it is.
     
  15. TheJacker

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    lol
     
  16. tikgnat

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    who says they are typing with their fingers/ could it be... something else/ something that prevents the use of two keys simultaneously/1/
     
  17. Foster

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    Yeah, or he could be foot-fapping.
     
  18. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong.

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    I'm sure that would involve, I dunno, dislocating something or other.