I drunkenly hit on to a girl the other night. I thought I was subtle.

From what my friends told me the next morning, I wasn't.

By any stretch of the imagination.

 

I dont think Ive ever been embarrased, I mean I have, but everytime I did, I liked it! It gave me a warm feeling inside...

 

The word "laid" didn't get me a trip to the office; it was the fact i disrupted class and questioned the teacher's authority.
i paid her back.
used to go into her class before homeroom and set all the alarms/timers on the ovens. and throughout the day, they'd buzz like hell.
what fun.

 

The whole of my Jr. High experience was difference levels of embarrassing.

 

Tripped on the stairs at work, haha.

It hurt :/

 

Too many to list.

 

I nearly passed out in Sex Ed once. I used to be all queasy about that stuff, worst part was everyone in the class saw me too.

 

Don't lie mah boy.

 

I have? Fantastic.

 

I confused slashfics (gay pairings) with another kind of slashfic (murder fantasy) several times, and made request.

And I'm surprised Mushroom Prime isn't busting out his Captain Haddock Demotivational.

 

I wouldn't buy that story for a wooden nickel.

 

One night I was in the kitchen, in my birthday suit, and I went to open the door to let the doggies out. One of the cats tried to escape, and so I kind of had to go like 2 feet outside in the backyard to grab him. I noticed there was some kind of house party across the fence, and just one dude was peeking over looking at me through the bushes. I got all uncomfortable and rushed back inside, got dressed, and went to the kitchen to get something to drink. I noticed he was still peeking over, checking if I was still nakey.  

I'm classy

 

YOUR MO... YOU IS A CLASSY LADY!

Yeah, I've got nothing. Still, as long as you didn't see a camera phone, you should be fine.

 

Too poor to afford clothes now?

 

Another thing. I've got little bladder control, I can't get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom due to amazing sleep abilities, and I drink a lot of water.

This no longer troubles me, but it did for a while. I got sick of the fact that pull-ups were cutting off my circulation, so I just quit using sheer willpower.

Or I stopped drinking before bed. Whatever.

You're doubting Mushroom Prime's Haddock poster?  

 

I just think your tale of a genre mix-up sounds like something you made up after your mom walked in your room one time. Of course, I was unaware that there were two slashfic definitions.

Also, congrats on admitting you used to wet the bed. This has gone out of the frying pan, and into the lemonade.

 

Alright, I finally thought of some. Usually I'd forget people's names at the worst times. I'd make stupid remarks like "hey, you guys have the same name!" while forgetting that one guy was named Matt, and the other, Ben. I'm pretty bad at family reunions too. People will say they remember me when I was so little and stuff, and I'd feel guilty I wouldn't remember WHO THE HECK THESE PEOPLE ARE!

Of course, it doesn't stop at forgetting people's names. I'll reference a joke that, while in context would be pretty funny, out of context it just makes me sound really weird. Done that a couple times....

Then of course there was the time I busted my leg skiing, ON THE FRAGGING BUNNY SLOPE. I slammed into some random wall, and I was just laying there bawling my eyes out. One of my friends stopped and asked if I was okay, and I replied (in all caps) "What does it look like?!" He hasn't let me live that down.

Okay,one more. There used to be this one girl that I couldn't talk too if my life depended on it. Seriously, I had a mad crush on her. At my good days, I'd muster up the courage to tell her, "Nice day today, huh?" I found out that she thought of me like a plague later on. Gah that was semi-devastating, but I got over it.



Surprisingly enough, I don't remember anytime I got embarrassed because of Transformers.....