The "Make Something Sound Epic" Thread

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  1. Quantum25

    Quantum25 Well-Known Member

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    So pretty much the point of this thread is that you take something ordinary and describe it in a way that sounds epic/overblown/amazing etc. (like something out of a movie trailer, a "scientific" description or ancient scripture/text)

    For example:

    A bitchslap => The act of smiting an individual in the face with the back of your hand.
    Kicking someone in the balls => Crushing another's scrotal region with a swift strike from a lower extremity.
    Opening a bottle of ketcup => "I'll take this bottle and OPEN IT!"
    Chuck Norris => Chuck Norris

    This pretty much started out as an injoke between my friends and I (yes we're nerds but at least I'm asian and nerdy lol) but I thought I'd share it with you guys. Have fun.
     
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    Detcord=>The new Exciting way of decapitation
    Tungsten core rounds=> For when you NEED DEEP penetration
    Masturbation=>The act of loving one’s self when no one else will
     
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    Optimus Prime-The new way to wipe an entire army from existence!
     
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    A brightslap => The act of physically and/or verbally slapping the fail out of an individual resulting in the creation of a "Man of Destiny".
    Movie Optimus Prime => Leader of a group of "heroic robotic organisms" from the planet Cybertron, renowned harvestor of faces, decapitating scourge of the Decepticons, and the target of many memes.
     
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    A kiss: two anuses connected by sixty feet of intestine.
     
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    Dubcore ==> Wubs and mechanical screams at 175 beats per minute
    House-step ==> Wubs and screams with a repetive beat.
    CDJ ==> Compact Disc Jockey. (Acutally, it's just a turntable... XD)

    I knew it! Only an asian would come up with a joke like this! Hi-Five bro! I'm asian too!
     
  7. Quantum25

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    *Returns Hi-Five 15ish hours later*
    (more like 15 hrs and 40 mins later but who's counting ;) )
     
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    There is no way that you DIDN'T have Death Note in mind when you typed this!

    As soon as I saw that you were defining yourself, I thought to myself "Yeah yeah blah blah twisted steal sex appeal..."
     
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    I was thinking of the same thing!!! Now this is epic!!! Haha!
     
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    Soundwave > The Micro and Macro waves of sound emanating from the friction of Two objects.

    Starscream > The Macro friction of Soundwaves emanating from the explosion of one or more stars.

    Megatron > The extreme magnetic pull based off of a metal material causing a chain reaction of atom sized electrons forcing a galvonic pull in a four mile radius.

    >_> Man... If any of that made sense. I need some serious fucking win points.
     
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