So pretty much the point of this thread is that you take something ordinary and describe it in a way that sounds epic/overblown/amazing etc. (like something out of a movie trailer, a "scientific" description or ancient scripture/text) For example: A bitchslap => The act of smiting an individual in the face with the back of your hand. Kicking someone in the balls => Crushing another's scrotal region with a swift strike from a lower extremity. Opening a bottle of ketcup => "I'll take this bottle and OPEN IT!" Chuck Norris => Chuck Norris This pretty much started out as an injoke between my friends and I (yes we're nerds but at least I'm asian and nerdy lol) but I thought I'd share it with you guys. Have fun.