The Machete Wielding Ninja of River Hills, Wisconsin

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  1. Moroni Prime

    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    What next? The Pirates from Tulsa? Or perhaps The Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills?
    Machete-Wielding 'Ninja' Attacks Boy in Wis. Woods - AOL News
     
  2. Pimpimus Prime

    Pimpimus Prime (┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐) TFW2005 Supporter

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    Why are these dipshits always from Wisconsin?
     
  3. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    What? No smoke bombs and disappearing into thin air? That's practically ninja-101!!!
     
  4. E. C. R. Former

    E. C. R. Former Is probably insane...

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    Oh its obviously a ninja wannabe. And actual ninja would've used a ninjatou or katana rather than a machete. :p 
     
  5. AlphaPrime

    AlphaPrime Neo Autobot Commander

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    If it was indeed in some woods, a true ninja would have hid in the trees and tossed some shuriken or kunai's at em.
     
  6. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    Cause we throw them out of Minnesota once we find them:p 
     
  7. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    The woods of Wisconsin: Your place for REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
     
  8. Zigholtul

    Zigholtul I am the Waffle Maker

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    I blame Naruto for this.
     
  9. x BlackMagnus x

    x BlackMagnus x Is not impressed

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  10. Foster

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    I'm positive he has a Youtube page.

    Oh, my:

     
  11. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    Was his katana in the shop? and they gave him a loaner? :lol 
     
  12. Foster

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    Those kids should have known better than to go in those woods:

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  13. Aernaroth

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    "Your final test at the Brakowski Ninja Family Academy... is to hunt down and kill a student from Nicolet High School. Bring honor back to your family, and you show them once and for all how wrong they were to deny you enrollment simply because we demanded a more shuriken-heavy curriculum!"
     
  14. Soundwave_FSD

    Soundwave_FSD Yoda in a track suit...

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    It can't be homeschooled. It was behind a highschool, so obviously he was the sole member of the "ninja's in woods club" after school. If it was a homeschooled kid he wouldn't have been caught.
     
  15. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    :lolol 
     
  16. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Dammit, beat me to it! I was gonna say the kid was a Narutard, but this is good too.
     
  17. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    Nice:thumb 
     
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    A ninja's one weakness
     
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    Wasn't there also a Motorcycle riding Samurai. Couple months back?
     
  20. shifty02

    shifty02 Greetings Programs

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    Ninja? More like a Nonja.
    Am I right?
    Bah-dum-ba!
     

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