The Itsy Bitsy Spider

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  1. opt1musaber

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    ^ No, but I've always loved spiders since I was a kid.
     
  2. Gordon_4

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    I think I just found ONE advantage to the big spiders in Australia, I know the bastards are TOO BIG to try this sort of shit......they'll just kill me.
     
  3. Gingerchris

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    Big spiders will just try to mouth-rape you like a Facehugger. :p 
     
  4. igniz1984

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    How the hell do you not feel it living in your ear for 5 days!
     
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    That just became my new favorite reaction picture! :D 
     
  6. Gingerchris

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    At the very least you'd have thought she'd have heard it in there.

    It's that old joke where a guy gets a dart in the eye and his friend points out 'You've got a dart in your eye' and the first guy replies with annoyance 'I can see that'.
     
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    For some reason this reminds me of the joke about the two friends in the ocean. They see a shark coming for them and the one friend starts swimming. The other says "you can't outswim a shark!" The swimmer says "I don't have to outswim the shark, I just have to outswim you."

    I like spiders too (no, not in my ear). I had a fairly impressively sized orb spider out front of my house about a month ago and now I have one about a foot from my back slider. They're such graceful creatures.
     
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    Itsy Bitsy Spider - YouTube

    Title reminded me of this old cartoon. The exterminator is voiced by Jim Carry! Frank Welker is Itsy the spider...
     
  9. Doug

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    I actually read one time if you have the common house spiders inside your house, you should'nt kill them. But of course if they are Black Widows and the Brown Recluse, the hell with that.

    The spiders can help controlling the pest that crawls inside your home.
     
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    At least it was just the ear.
     
  11. Gingerchris

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    They can get rid of my younger sister?
    Stick it in her pooper?
     
  12. Autovolt 127

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    I'm am to spiders to what J. Jonah Jameson is to Spider-Man.

    Hate 'em and that's all the proof i need.
     
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    :lol 

    If I could remember which anime I think you're referencing (even unintentionally), I'd find a sfw clip asap!
     
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    In a thread about spiders getting places they shouldn't?

    Dear God, they've already uncovered our weakness.
     
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    Actually Silverbolt's the kinky one considering what black widows are known to do he really must like it dangerous...

    ...*weeds tumble*
    ...*leaves thread*
     
  16. TrueNomadSkies

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    I read your post in Blackarachnia's voice.
     
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    That story made me want to stick burning matches in my ears
     
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    I want to hurt you so bad...
     
  20. Chaplain

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    Hurt him? I want to castrate him with a rusty diamond toothed chainsaw.