The idiot that is Clinton Portis

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  1. funkatron101

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    ...dog fighting.
    Hey Clinton, I've got the perfect sport for a fuckhead like you: it's called dipshit fighting. We get you, and one of your other dog-fighting loving asshole friends, starve you, treat you like shit, and then make you fight each other until one of you dies.
    Sound good?
    Because it fucking well does to me.
     
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    Optimus-JD Team Laser Explosion!

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    People like this guy are a waste of time. They are simply too damn stupid to ever understand that what they are doing is wrong in many ways other than just being illegal.
     
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    Cockfights > dogfights
     
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    Frognal Prodigal Son Returned

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    Beaverfights > Cockfights > dogfights
     
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    What a moron. I have other opinions on this story but I am keeping them to myself.

    *runs off to discuss with co-workers*
     
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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Boy, our Redskins do everything right - Lose, talk out of turn, condone dogfighting...
     
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    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    I saw this light night and I cringed. So much for his endorsements. I'm sure Purina won't be calling his agent any time soon.
     
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    Yeah, like he knows what the word condone means. Lawyers FTW!
     
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    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    ... get screwed by Denver on trade after trade ...
     
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    We staged a rooster vs. lobster fight once. Winner was eaten, loser was set free. I felt awful about it for a long time. I still ate the rooster, though.

    Also, this was all started by Micheal 'Street Thug' Vick, who won't be fired until his contract expires. I can only hope Goodell crucifies him for this. Or anything.
     
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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    :lol  ...and people ask why I don't like DC.
     
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    Shipwreck Will smack your bitch

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    Its only live action pokemon battles.
     
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    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    I shoot deer and eat them. Is that as bad as dog fighting?

    Morally speaking that is. Deer hunting is legal, dog fighting is not.
     
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    I believe there is a world of difference between hunting for food and starving and agitating a dog so that it becomes vicious and attacks indiscriminately
     
  17. b_ack51

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    "I'm sorry officer I didn't know I couldn't do that."

    Vick, Pacman, and Portis are making the Bengals look like Angels. I really hope Vick and Portis both get career ending injuries this summer. Animal Cruelty FTL.

    You can take the criminal out of the ghetto but you cannot take the ghetto out of the criminal. (I use criminal instead of man or boy, because both of those know dog fighting is illegal and wrong)
     
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    Hell no. I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of hunting, but that's just me. But no matter what, shooting an animal with the intention of killing it as quickly as possible and then eating it isn't even in the same league as causing animal suffering for no other reason than entertainment.

    There's a rumor that there's a video of Vick actually attending the dog fights. How do NFL contracts work--are there ever morality clauses? Basically, could his be cancelled if he's convicted of something?
     

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