The Human Alliance Major Major Name Creator

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  1. Dormamu

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    So I'm in a silly silly mood today, and after looking at the Human Alliance Basic figures, I've come to a conclusion. You can pretty much design ANY character in the Human Alliance line up and give him a name that will always work, no matter how cheesy it is. For example, here is the actual list of Human Alliance for DOTM from the Resources section:

    Autobot Skids with Elita-1 and Tech Sergeant Epps
    Autobot Whirl with Major Sparkplug
    Backfire with Sam Witwicky (Daredevil Squad)
    Backfire with Spike Witwicky
    Crosshairs with Sergeant Cahnay
    Half Track with Major Altitude
    Leadfoot with Steeljaw and Sergeant Detour
    Reverb with Sergeant Detour
    Roadbuster with Sergeant Recon
    Sandstorm with Private Dedcliff
    Tailpipe with Pinpointer and Sergeant Noble
    Thunderhead with Major Tungsten

    So in thinking about this, and because I actually know a "Major Major" in real life who is in the Army, I wanted to see what other dippy names we could come up with in our fandom. For example:

    Jolt with Major Headache
    Firebolt with Captain Crunch
    Lugnut with Private Pyle (and points if you're old enough to get that reference)

    or you could even do an A-Team theme:
    Tracks with Lieutenant Peck
    Ironhide with SFC Tureaud (again, points if you get that reference too)
    Brawn with Colonel Smith
    Skyhopper with Captain Schultz

    You see how this is going. So what pairing would you do?
     
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    Human Alliance Erector with Private Parts.


    Sorry. But someone was going to say it eventually.
     
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    Well played sir! :lolol 
     
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    Human Alliance Lazerbeak w/Colonel Sanders.
     
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    The Fallen with Mister Naughty.

    Optimus Prime with General Handsome.

    Roadbuster with Ronald McDonald.
     
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    I think the Heavy would make a better partner for Ironhide.
     
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    Megatron with Major Dickhead and Sergeant Buckethead
     
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    Skids and Mudflap with Privates Hooker and Blow
     
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    human-beast alliance, spittor with captain happy pants
     
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    Chromedome with Master Bates

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    And since this is Dormamu's thread...

    Walker with Ricky Bobby
    Texas Ranger with Cal Noughton Jr.

    Wreckers custom repaints, let's make it happen :D 
     
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    Jolt with LT Fizzle
    Arcee With SGT Funbags
    Chromia with CPT Madaam
    Starscream with LT Skidmark
    Soundwave with Mos Def
     
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    lets just use the standard ones:

    Private Parts
    Major Cleavage
    General Tao
    Colonel Sanders
    Major Spoiler
    Captain Obvious
    Major Pwnage
    General Specific
    Private Public
    Corporal Punishment
     
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    Hot Rod with Major Bender
    Ultra Magnus with Major Mystery
    Wreck Gar with Sir Robin
    Unicron with Citizen Kane
    T-Rex Megatron with Commander Trieze

    (yes, those are all intentional references)
     
  19. Goldlock

    Goldlock and don't call me Shirley

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    Bumblebee & General Shelfwarmer
    Beast Wars Depthcharge & Captain Minnow
    Beast Wars Inferno & Lieutenant Hill
    Fattimus Prime & Master Kate
    Rattrap & Admiral Gonnadie
    No leader Megatron; just Major Disappointment
     
  20. Rumble02

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    so yeah you kinda win
     

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