So I'm in a silly silly mood today, and after looking at the Human Alliance Basic figures, I've come to a conclusion. You can pretty much design ANY character in the Human Alliance line up and give him a name that will always work, no matter how cheesy it is. For example, here is the actual list of Human Alliance for DOTM from the Resources section: Autobot Skids with Elita-1 and Tech Sergeant Epps Autobot Whirl with Major Sparkplug Backfire with Sam Witwicky (Daredevil Squad) Backfire with Spike Witwicky Crosshairs with Sergeant Cahnay Half Track with Major Altitude Leadfoot with Steeljaw and Sergeant Detour Reverb with Sergeant Detour Roadbuster with Sergeant Recon Sandstorm with Private Dedcliff Tailpipe with Pinpointer and Sergeant Noble Thunderhead with Major Tungsten So in thinking about this, and because I actually know a "Major Major" in real life who is in the Army, I wanted to see what other dippy names we could come up with in our fandom. For example: Jolt with Major Headache Firebolt with Captain Crunch Lugnut with Private Pyle (and points if you're old enough to get that reference) or you could even do an A-Team theme: Tracks with Lieutenant Peck Ironhide with SFC Tureaud (again, points if you get that reference too) Brawn with Colonel Smith Skyhopper with Captain Schultz You see how this is going. So what pairing would you do?