The Further Adventures Of Sgt. KITC

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  1. Dormamu

    Dormamu I am Broot.

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    Inspired by the unique comedy of Superquad7......

    Sergent Epps from the Human Alliance Sideswipe set is possibly one of the most understated figures in the line? Why? Because Not only does he manage to epitomize Tyrese, he emphasizes him through the use of what we like to call "The Face".

    Hence Sergent Kicked In The Crotch was born.

    And now...a few choice moments from the Sarge's case files.....
     
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    Uuuhhh... there should be pics?
     
  3. Dormamu

    Dormamu I am Broot.

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    File 4G231D: Centurions

    (After viewing the Cool Stuff thread, as well as way too much Matt Moylan (LilFormers.com Archive Lil Formers #167: Centurions)

    Decided to see if the 'Bots were willing to try out some new configurations....
    I think it worked out just right, but not everyone was as excited....

    That's me and the Arcee in cycle mode....can I get a Boo-ya!?!
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    Dang, I'm just too excited for words!
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    Even "The Kid" was prepped for action with a souped up 'Con wreck we picked up in Nepal....
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    His girlfriend though wasn't so crazy about her upgrades...something about messin' up her hair or somethin...
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    Assessment: Recommend to SitComm that we look further into something the 'Bots call "Headmastering".......

    Case Closed.
     

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    Dormamu I am Broot.

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    File 4G231D: Centurions Update

    Found a photo of "The Team" in action.......

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    Log Updated.
     
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    Dormamu I am Broot.

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    Ask and ye shall be granted your wish. :thumbs2: 
     
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    Case 98RSB23: How To Solve An Argument

    Today "The Kid" and I got into an argument......My solution was to tell him that he was totally wrong.

    His solution wasn't what I expected......
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    My reaction though was expected.....
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    Assessment: Penalty review of "The Kid" and anger management. Also, buy protection.

    Case closed......can someone get me a bag of ice?
     

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    Dormamu I am Broot.

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    Thoughts? Comments? Apologies to be provided? Let me know.....
     
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    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    :lolol  @ "My reaction was expected"
     
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    Strarf Crystal Convoy no more TFW2005 Supporter

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    Superquad7 We're only human. Super Mod

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    Sgt. KITC is so full of FAIL that he embodies WIN. That last photo sums up everything about Sgt. KITC. Rob, thanks for turning this character into a photographic reality. I lol'ed . . . literally. :thumb 

    I think in Rob and Allen's HA world, Mikaela Banes' alter ego Megan Fox can actually be appreciative to Mr. BlowituptheBay for a career she would otherwise never have. She also doesn't deliver awkward dialog such as, "I won't GO without you!" The word on the street is that she can actually cook and clean too. See, plastic crack is good for all, even no-name bimbos. :) 
     
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    Case File 2321AAA - The Award Goes To

    And in response to that, we all know that some actors careers are just held together by strings.

    Today "The Kid" today mentioned he could carry his own weight. But looks like "The Bim" had other ideas.
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    Assessment: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
     

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    :lolol 
     
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    "Mikaela, save me! Sgt. KitC is out to get me! His wide-eyed stare scares me so!"

    "It's ok, Sam. Your surprised stare keep me creeped out, but I'm not scared of you."








    "Now, tell me that you love me."
    "Oh no, not this again! I adore you; it's the SAME WORD!"
    "Argh . . . . "
     
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    Okay, Mikaela. Throw him over the edge.
     
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    File 23Whisky - Human Alliance Ravage

    Trying out new modes of transportation...

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    Assessment: Too spiky for the ol' generals.
     

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    Where's the beef?
     
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    Fixed. Like the Sergent, I too suffer from moments of insanity.
     
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    If he was German, I'd say he was taking "panzer" a bit too literally.
     

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