http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/source.html Very, very entertaining... Excerpt: "Well, anyway our HERO OF THE UNIVERSE, Optimus Prime learns that all the good Autobots are dying while the sucky new ones still miraculously live. What the hell? So he has to go handle this sXXX on his own. Which he does, in pretty much the only good thing about the movie. First he transforms into his truck mode, and then just fXXXXn runs over Decepticons like there's an Asian lady behind the wheel. Then he, somehow, transforms in mid air to robot mode, and blasts like 5 Decepticons Matrix style. Neo's got nothing on Prime."