The funniest commentary on G1 I have ever read!

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  1. quiktake

    quiktake Well-Known Member

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    http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/source.html

    Very, very entertaining...


    Excerpt:

    "Well, anyway our HERO OF THE UNIVERSE, Optimus Prime learns that all the good Autobots are dying while the sucky new ones still miraculously live. What the hell? So he has to go handle this sXXX on his own. Which he does, in pretty much the only good thing about the movie. First he transforms into his truck mode, and then just fXXXXn runs over Decepticons like there's an Asian lady behind the wheel. Then he, somehow, transforms in mid air to robot mode, and blasts like 5 Decepticons Matrix style. Neo's got nothing on Prime.":D 
     
  2. King_Grimlock

    King_Grimlock Well-Known Member

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    Either this guy is stoned or he's... well he had to have been stoned while he was writing that.

    I especially liked the part about how Ironhide's death is still echoing through his head!
     
  3. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    "And Perceptor, an Autobot who transformed into a microscope. Yes, in the middle of an intergalactic war he transforms into a microscope. Yes, a microscope. Hey Perceptor, while we're in the middle of this big intergalactic war, could you transform and magnify this rock for me? Thanks. "

    :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol  but but he was a scientist!
     
  4. fschuler

    fschuler Member TFW2005 Supporter

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    Funny. And, in the words of the author, "What the hell is this bullshit?". Still funny, though.
     
  5. Cheebs

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    "Iron Hide gets jacked hardcore. After having already gotten SHOT, he's trying to crawl up Megatron's leg, giving his last ounce of strength to the Autobot cause, and Megatron, in the coldest moment I've ever seen on any sort of animated medium, says "Such foolish heroism" and blasts poor Iron Hide POINT BLANK. I think that scene is permanently burned onto my fragile psyche, and any and all problems I may have in life I can trace back to Iron Hide getting punked."

    Lol. It's so true. :) 
     
  6. Cheebs

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    "Galvatron returns to Cybertron to find Starscream's coronation ceremony. He promptly blasts Starscream into space dust, and that is the exact moment at which there is no reason to care about the Transformers anymore."

    Lol. It's so true. Again. :) 
     
  7. jourdo

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    "ULTRA MAGNUS GETS BLOWN APART AND PUT BACK TOGETHER, WHILE PRIME DIES FROM A F#$%ING HOLE IN HIS SIDE?!"

    Loved this observation! The entire read was funny as hell.
     
  8. Hook

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    Read that a long time ago. Still funny as hell to read.
     
  9. Ger_Hankey

    Ger_Hankey Now hiring evil minions

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    I had to close that down cause I'm in work and I'm just wetting myself laughing...

    It's good to know Prime was pimp enough to hang with Rocky and the A-Team though..
     
  10. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Megatron? Is that you!?!?

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    LOL....that is hilarious, but somehow I feel his pain....many of those issues haunted me as a kid and is why I never got a hot rod until a few years ago to complete my G1 figures.
     
  11. Brave Magnus

    Brave Magnus Hecho en Argentina

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    That was hilarious.:lol  :lol 
     
  12. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Hilarious find! :lol 
     
  13. ckhtiger

    ckhtiger old skool fool

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    yeah, I read this one a long time ago too. pretty much sums up why I always hated hot rod/rodimus.
     
  14. TSFC

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    "Parents who love their children don't let them watch Transformers: The Movie."

    *chuckles* Preach it!
     
  15. Sunstorm9119

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    Funniest S**t Ever.......
     
  16. Dark_Convoy

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    I lol'd
     
  17. Greyryder

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    I've had this bookmarked forever. Thought it would have been old news, around here. It does pretty well some up my thoughts on the movie.
     
  18. Nightrain

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    That is the most honest account of the movie and beyond I have ever read.
     
  19. planetjacker

    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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    My first time reading that. Laughed the whole way through.

    :lol 
     
  20. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Funniest paragraph in the whole thing. :lol 
     

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