The fattest cat.

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  1. Funky Munky

    Funky Munky G.I. Formers & Trans-Joe TFW2005 Supporter

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  2. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    *baby talk* Oh he's a fluffy cat isn't he! Isn't he! Yes he is! *baby talk*
     
  3. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    awww...
     
  4. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Isn't there a new "fattest cat" every other damn week?
     
  5. Glhboy

    Glhboy <font color=red><b>Goes Like Hell....</b></font> Moderator

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    yeah, half of them post on this board because they never go outside.
     
  6. rattrap007

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    zing!
     
  7. Greyryder

    Greyryder Kitbashed

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    33 inches? That cat has a bigger waistline than I do....
     
  8. funkatron101

    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    Feline obesity have become an epidemic in America. Something must be done.


    PS. They say pets and their owners look alike, any guess on the size of the owner?
     
  9. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  10. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    glhboy for the lol

    "Kirk said the cat's favorite pastime is eating."

    duh.
     
  11. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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  12. Hiro Prime

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    I knew a lady with a siamese that big when I was a kid. The cat was so big, when it layed out like the Sphinx, the fat covered up her front paws.

    It would spend all day on the lady's waterbed and would be pissed at everyone and the world for it's lot in life. It was a nasty cat and spent the last half of it's life in pain.

    I don't care what the owner says, there is no reason to let a house cat get that big.

    As for the fate of that lady's fat siamese... well that's a story in itself. The lady went on a fishing trip to Canada with her friend and left the cat with her 80 year old mother who was leagely blind and partially handicaped. When she went to feed the cat, she found it dead on the waterbed. Not knowing what to do, she somehow dragged that cat over to her freezer and put it in so her daughter could deal with it when she came home.

    :eek: 

    It's a true story, I swear it.
     
  13. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Someone hook this cat up with Jared Fogle stat!
     

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