The Craigslist Vasectomy Story

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  1. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    The direction of the promiscuity thread reminded me of something Dusty linked to on his board a couple weeks ago. I thought it deserved its own thread.

    The Craigslist Vasectomy Story. Go. Read it. Then lol.
     
  2. CripNite

    CripNite That Whack Canuck Dude

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    That's one hell of a funny story. What a ho.
     
  3. Bendimus Prime

    Bendimus Prime Rolls for initiative TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  :lol 
     
  4. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Vasectomies do not make men sterile.
     
  5. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    It's actually quite common for Vasectomies to not even take, even if you have more than one.
     
  6. Foster

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    Follow-up lab results to insure sterility FTW.
     
  7. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    That is awesome. He played the situation perfectly. She got exactly what she deserved.
     
  8. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I'm reminded of the "Go mow some lawns" punchline. That's awesome.
     
  9. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    They are both jerks...
     
  10. slugslinger2004

    slugslinger2004 TFW2005 Supporter

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    still at work and cant open the link. can anyone post the story?
     
  11. onesock

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    BEST. STORY. EVER!
     
  12. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Yes, but one of them is a jerk who's wrong and one is a jerk who's right. If he hadn't gone to those measures, he could've been stuck supporting a slutty wife and a kid that wasn't his. If he'd told her before that he'd had a vasectomy, she'd have left him, and it would be some other guy who was trapped into supporting some band member's baby. Probably someone who wouldn't have been able to defend himself like this guy did.
     
  13. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    It's also possible that she could have convinced him into a marriage, then filed for divorce, took half his shit (as well as alimony and child support), and hooked back up with her musician boyfriend.
     
  14. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    Very true.
     
  15. Foster

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    Man, I need a vascectomy. those things RULE! Take that, wimmin'!
     
  16. Team Jetfire

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    He led her on before the pregnancy thing. He could have told her that he was cut and the whole thing could have been washed out, but he continued to satisfy his need to 'get' her back.


    I think he could have cared less about her and her feelings (with due reason I suppose), but again he could have told her the truth, but he didn't just to further the set up.

    What she did was F-ing stupid and she was a bitch, ho, slut, whatever, but if he knew her plan, he should have bailed. I am not saying that what he did was at the same level of what she did, I just think he enjoyed the 'sting' a little too much.

    Plus after I was cut, I still needed protection as, my doctor said, may not have worked, so there is a chance that it could have been his.
     
  17. honestgabe

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    This story is probably bullshit.
     
  18. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    After what she tried to do to him, I wouldn't blame him one bit.
    Hence the importance in the story of the sperm count tests, and the mention that he was using condoms.
    The thought did cross my mind, but it's also plausible, so who knows.
     
  19. Blunticon

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    How should we say..."Burnnnn!"
     
  20. Arcee

    Arcee Optimus Scourge Forever TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lolol  Bitch hahaha keep your legs shut and be more careful. This guy is awesome! I'd like to give him a pat on the back and buy him a beer.
     

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