The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

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  1. Deltus

    Deltus 異種

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    Okay, so I played this once, and I think it's pretty fun. Basically, someone makes a wish, and you corrupt it, then make your own wish. For example:

    User1: I wish I had a puppy.

    User2: Granted, but it's an ugly Bulldog-Schnauzer mix. I wish I had a hot dog.

    And so on. Without further ado, Let's get started!


    I wish I had Cheesecake
     
  2. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    Granted, but the cheese is moldy and infected with Mad Cow disease.

    I wish I had superpowers.
     
  3. daitarn red

    daitarn red bionic hero

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    i wish send my young niince to border school
     
  4. Mister Gone

    Mister Gone Macro-Con

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    Granted, you have the power to burst into flames, but you are not immune to those flames.

    I wish I had a sandwich!
     
  5. rxlthunder

    rxlthunder Banned

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    Granted, but it came with live porcupines.

    I wish that I was a master of stealth!
     
  6. Optimus1138

    Optimus1138 Minecraft Addict

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    Granted. You no longer exist; therefore, no one will ever see or hear you.

    I wish that I could fly unaided.
     
  7. Ironhide1706

    Ironhide1706 Elessar Telcontar

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    Granted, but you can't move more than one inch above the ground.

    I wish I was a Transformer. :p 
     
  8. rxlthunder

    rxlthunder Banned

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    Granted, but you're now permanently one of these:
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    I wish that I was a genius
     
  9. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Granted, but it's only the kind that work in an Apple store.


    I wish I hit the $290 Million Mega-Millions jackpot tonight.
     
  10. Deltus

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    Granted. The stock market crashes your millions are now worthless


    I wish I was immortal
     
  11. rxlthunder

    rxlthunder Banned

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    :lolol 
    Anyway, granted, but you end up in a mental asylum for the rest of your life.

    I wish that I had grey hair.
     
  12. Optimus1138

    Optimus1138 Minecraft Addict

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    Granted. You are caught in an explosion. Your cells are scattered, but not destroyed. You manage to maintain sentience, and are eternally in constant, extreme pain.

    Edit: Whoops, ninja'd by rxlthunder. Anyway, granted. You get grey hair by suddenly aging 70 years in the space of one minute. You instantly die.

    I wish I was capable of teleportation.
     
  13. Ironhide1706

    Ironhide1706 Elessar Telcontar

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    Granted, but you look like Doc Brown. Wait...

    I wish I was Batman.
     
  14. Shatterpoint

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    Granted, but you are Batman from those Death of Batman elseworld comics, doomed to constantly die horrible deaths.

    I wish I could rule the world.
     
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    Optimus1138 Minecraft Addict

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    Granted. Everyone but you dies, leaving you, by default, in charge of what remains.

    Edit, forgot to wish. I wish I were President.
     
  16. Deltus

    Deltus 異種

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    You did not wish for anything the universe explodes

    I wish my power level was over 9000
     
  17. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    Granted, but everyone else has a power level higher than yours, making you the Raditz of humankind.

    I wish I could change my size and shape at will.
     
  18. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    Granted, but now you're just a lifeless piece of gum in The Rock's mouth. ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

    I wish I were BRIAN BLESSED.
     
  19. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    granted but you would get blown up imeditaly.
    I wish jazz was my car
     
  20. rxlthunder

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    Granted, but your car was literally sound, so it was nothing.

    I wish that the Movie Board was taken off of the front page.
     

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