soundwave uses his new weapons he calls " T-Poms" to blow up the national women association of privacy to which then arcee uses her flying abilities to fight crime in gotham with her loyal sidekicks sliced in half terro-cliff and stabbed-gate

 

The tampons transform into Spittor.

 

Some fan boy says Soundwave looks like batman so he decides to challenge Arcee as protector of Gotham, with Spittor.

 

Arcee dresses up like Catwoman and Starscream dresses up like the Joker.




Starjoker stabs Bumblebee in the face.

 

arcee with her battle cry " MY PAWTNUHS IZ DWED !!!" runs toward soundwave who is standing still then he grabs her head and rips her left arm off them procedes to beat her to death with it them he flys to metroplolis and beats superdreadwing with it

 

Arcee comes back to life via magic deus ex machina and realizes who she really loves and leaves Spittor for Period Girl

 

Long ago in a distant world, I, Soundwave, evil Decepticon spy, wrecked unspeakable havoc. But a foolish Autobot warrior, dual-wielding sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I used my quick skills and thwarted his malice, where my badassary was reaffirmed. Now the fool seeks revenge, and to reset his honor from the evil that is soundwave

 

And so Wheeljack killed Soundwave one day on his way to work at Wheeljack and Wheeljack Inc.

And then Arcee left Period Girl for him and Sparkcee returned to bless another universe

 

Then miko used her phone to fire missles at hoover damn to which the autobots discovered the CUBE which miko used to enslave all of asia an now she and her evil allies reak havok against the justice league which batwave took as a threat then commited suicide then miko hit puberty and became a single female lawyer till she met bulkhead

 

Alice mistakes Jack for Sam and tries Xrated attack. Metalhawk reveals himself and takes her on while jack gets brain damage from the trauma and starts calling himself Sam.

 

Bantor arrives to meet his dear friend Ratchet.

 

ratchet stabs fowler then eats his legs

 

What the hell is wrong with all of you?

 

bored

 

Ratchet then made cupcakes out of the rest of his corpse.



Optimus Prime then started to sing Under the Sea with Dreadwing

 

I think there's been either a recent surge of immaturity or 10 year old on the boards, lieutenant commander.

 

Oh my. This thread went down the drain fast.

 

I just realized that I am in this post.

 

Ratchet goes into his closet to look for his fave lightsabers and star trek toys


But then he finds Narnia instead.

 

But... this is not the Narnia everyone knows. This...

Is the Narnia from the dreadful parody movie EPIC MOVIE!