The best crude humor moments in all 3 movies appreciation thread

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  1. OshawottPrime

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    "I'm underneath enemy scrotum."
     
  2. OptimusPancake

    OptimusPancake Prime's Breakfest Chef

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    some of the humor was funny but it just felt unneccasary most of the time.

    Optimus's vocal explosion in chernobyl was much more funny then the "jokes".
     
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    Carly: "He was on my underwear drawer!"
    Brains: "Checked everything. Pretty good hehe."

    I feel sort of ashamed to say that I laughed with that joke.
     
  4. NoWeePrime

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    This.
     
  5. Ruthie

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    Unnecessary being the key word.
     
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    I could have sworn he said "good research heh heh"
     
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    Megatron flicking Michael Bay into a car in tf1.
     
  8. Meggamus

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    sam kiking the datsun in tf3 when it wouldnt start
    and the pic of him meeting the president then the scene wen he meets carly and acts all cool then knocks over the vase , i was laughing so hard
     
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    Actually, in that sentence that was the only word.
    Umm, neither of those are crude humour. Those are regular humour. Crude humour is stuff they don't put on PBS.

    "Enemy Scortum" is my fav hands down. Not just because it's funny, but because of the torrent of butthurt fanrage over it.
     
  10. Meggamus

    Meggamus I want FOC figures!!

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    oh ye sorry
    wat bout the masterbation in tf1 then
     
  11. Autovolt 127

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    None.

    >.>


    :lolol  Megatron flicking Bay.
     
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    Pretty much all of RotF.



    Not.
     
  13. Altimus Prime

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    Oh, I liked the part in DotM where it looked like Sam was going to have hot homo sex in a men's room bathroom stall with an insane Asian guy.

    ...

    Not really.
     
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    I wouldn't consider any of it "crude", but I actually ALWAYS liked Sam's parents and most of the lines his mom delivered. The parents may have been there for comic relief, but imo, it was comic relief that actually worked. Unlike many others, I was VERY happy to see them a couple of times in DOTM. I thought his mom was absolutely on fire with some of the lines she was given.
     
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    this
     
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    Probably the Carly-Brains interaction in DoTM.
     
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    "Yeah, well he's loyal and he's perverted and..."
     
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    How many times can you get tazed in the nuts before you can't have kids
     
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    everything Wheelie and Brains said in DotM
     
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    I want to say Bumblebee urinating on Seymour Simmons. I actually got a kick out of that scene, but not because I'm some Neanderthal that only appreciates low-brow humor. I just happen to find the premise of a giant robot urinating on a man to be hilarious.
     

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