YouTube - The Ballad of Megatron by Endgame167 The cancelled Megatron Fans knew not why For if they're supposed to spent their money and buy. Why must any of the Hasbro molds die? So they asked Hasbro. And Hasbro said: THE FANS MEAN NOTHING THEY MEAN LESS TO ME THEN ALL THE MONEY I GET OFF MY MONEY TREE WHY I WOULD I NEED TO MAKE MONEY WHILE I GOT THIS THING? THATS WHY I... LOVE TO CANCEL MOLDS. I RECOIL IN HORROR. AT THE IDEA OF MAKING MONEY. SQUALER AND THE FILTH. AND THE MISERY. HOW WE LAUGH UP HERE IN HASBRO AT THE PRAYERS YOU OFFER ME. THATS WHY I LOVE TO NOT MAKE MONEY. All the fans. Habing a jamboree. Thought they were get a kick ass. Megatron thing. Turns out, Hasbro don't care, they're gonna kick you when you're dead. They said... They said. Hasbro a plague is on the world. No fan is free. All the money we spent on you, well... You chucked it right on into the sea. Hasbro if you won't take our money won't you please, please let us be. And Hasbro said. Yes, Hasbro said. I TAKE FROM YOU YOUR MONEY HOW BLIND YOU MUST BE I WASTE YOUR DECENT MODELS YOU SAY HOW BLESSED ARE WE. YOU ALL MUST BE CRAZY, TO PUT YOUR FAITH IN ME THAT'S WHY I. LOVE THE FANDOM. YOU REALLY NEED ME. THATS WHY I. LOVE THE FANDOM.