the autobot academy episode #1

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  1. jazz4ever

    jazz4ever I'm turned on by numbers

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    okay so here is a series of comedy written by newguy co-written by me of the young autobots going to school so here is the list of characters

    jazz: pretty much like the movie version

    bumblebee: extremely lazy but still smart

    waspinator: sugar addict gets very hyper with sugar

    barricade: overly dramatic every thing he does has to be perfect

    barricade 2: barricades twin

    barricade 3: barricade 2s twin

    barricade 4:barricades 3s twin

    barricade 5: there 9 times removed cusin

    G1 jazz: talks with texan accent kind of a jerk

    elita-one: the only girl in the school gets a lot of attention

    bonecrusher: nick named huginator for his love of huging people

    ratchet: school nurse very butler like

    optimus prime: princibal like the movie except more humor to him

    megatron: teacher for most classes except for gym and science

    ironhide: gym teacher very straight forward

    nightwatch prime: brother to optimus prime changed color to establish superority

    (note not all of these character will appear here)




    so now that is out the way to the story






    Ironhide:
    Today we will be getting you fit. Ever since the autobots and decepticons became friends you haven’t gotten any exercise.

    Normal Waspinator:
    So what do we do?

    Ironhide:
    I want to see push ups now.

    Bumblebee:
    This is really hard.
    Can’t I just run?

    Ironhide:
    Yes bumblebee you can run.

    Bumblebee runs around and gets tired quickly

    Bumblebee:
    I’m too skinny to run

    Ironhide:
    Take a break and then run 2 more laps

    Bumblebee:
    Ok

    Jazz:
    Can we get into combat class now?

    Ironhide:
    It’s still Gym class it’s just combat exercise.

    Jazz:
    Whatever can we just start fighting?

    Ironhide:
    The school hasn’t bought a punching bag .

    Every one looks at bumblebee.

    Bumblebee:
    Oh no. come on Ironhide this isn’t fare.

    Ironhide:
    New rule if you complain and don’t do your exercises you are the punching bag. Now class, this is a simple aim and shoot technique.

    Ironhide shoots Bumblebee.

    Optimus Prime enters the room with night watch.

    Optimus Prime:
    Can I give it a shot?

    Night watch:
    Me too.

    Ironhide:
    No, guy this is the deluxe class training school. Us voyager and leader classes have already gotten our retraining,

    The optimuses walk away

    Jazz:
    Lets start practicing.

    Waspinator:
    Does any one have some sugar?

    Ironhide:
    Waspinator this is a exercising class. Your supposed to be gaining muscle not fat.

    Waspinator:
    But we are robots so we cant get fat.

    Ironhide:
    And technically robots cant get hyper.

    Waspinator:
    But Michael Bay said that it’s more life like .

    Ironhide:
    What’s life like about hyper robots?
    And when did you meet Michael bay?

    Waspinator:
    Robots have been enhanced with sugar sensors that activate a hyper state and Michael is running around in a giant iron man costume.

    Michael Bay walks up to Ironhide.

    Michael:
    Hay guys what’s going on?

    Ironhide:
    First of all thanks for putting me in the movie and second why are you dressed like iron man?

    Michael Bay:
    It was my pleasure to put you in the movie, but you will be killed in the second one.(pure speculation here) I’m dressed like Iron Man because he’s awesome.

    Jazz:
    Hay Ironhide I think I found a new punching bag.

    Ironhide:
    That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    Michael is sitting in ratchets office getting checked up from the beating in gym. The script for tf 2 fall from his pocket.
    Ratchet reads it.

    Ratchet:
    That’s funny it say here on the first page that me and Ironhide die. What’s all this about and why are you in a Iron Man costume?


    Michael Bay:
    Um I have to go.
    Michael run off but Ironhide and jazz stop him.

    Jazz:
    Hay Ironhide thanks for those combat lessons.



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  2. newguy

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    I am the writer of this amazing story of stupid entertainment so COMMENT now
     
  3. jazz4ever

    jazz4ever I'm turned on by numbers

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    you do not have to listen to him just comment when you want sorry he is having big head issues
     
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    Crystine Well-Known Member

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    Ok, you have piqued my interest. :inquisiti 
     

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