The Adventures of the Bacontronian/Dewbot Alliance!

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  1. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Indeed, YO14. We could all have special spotlight stories. And remember, whoever guesses the myster bot right gets to hear some spoilers about the story!
     
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    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Spotlight: Shockwave

    Shockwave was left abandoned inside the DBA headquarters. It was unusually quiet, due to the fact that all of its members where stuck in the SG world. Perhaps this was Shockwave's chance to get his revenge.....

    The toy started off looking into everyone's rooms. Sage had tons of Dr. Who posters put up everywhere, Autobot Girl had a shrine to Starscream (this caused Shockwave to shutter a little), and Young Optimus14's was full of weapons and video games.....and books.

    He went into the next hallway, and knew right away which room was Robticon's. It was the one with an ostrich inside it, eating what appeared to be an avacado. Where Robticon got an ostrich and avacado, we'll never know.

    Finally he found Deltaprime's room, which had in large letters: DO NOT ENTER written on its door. Ignoring this message, the voyager class toy stepped into Deltaprime's room.

    "Excellent," he thought to himself in a way that would make Mr. Burns proud.

    He started laying traps everywhere. Spoiled food was put in the mini fridge, he downloaded tons of viruses onto the computer, and then he had the ostrich take a dump onto Deltaprime's bed.

    Shockwave looked at all he had accomplished, then decided to move on to the main room. He gazed at the fridge, and instantly knew what he would do.

    Slowly, Shockwave removed all the bacon and Mountain Dew from the fridge and fed it to the ostrich, which caused the ostrich to have horrible, horrible gas. Shockwave made the ostrich fart on the TV remote, of course.

    "These traps are okay," he thought to himself, "but there's nothing that will actually kill the DBA. Hmmmmmmmmm....."

    Back in the SG universe, Deltaprime was busy trying to calm everyone down. After Rob's bacon comment and the trouble Starscream got himself into, the group became (quite characteristically) chaotic. It was of no use. There was shouting, there was biting, there was crying, it wasn't pretty.

    Then suddenly one of the walls exploded, revealing a group of evil Autobots, led by Wildfrost.

    "Autobots, attack!" he demanded.

    And in our universe, Shockwave grew bored and decided to have a conversation with the ostrich, apparently named Roger.

    "So, uh, do you like Elvis?" Shockwave asked.

    "On the contrary, I prefer the likes of Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart," replied the ostrich.

    The two then became the best of friends and spoke of politics, of economy, of their hatred of squirrels, and of revenge on the DBA.

    To be continued.......
     
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    Young Optimus14 MTMTE Theorist

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    My room would have weapons and video games. And books.
     
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    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    fixed it. :thumb 
     
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    Robticon Out of the Game

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    If I knew Shockwave was messin' with mah Ostrich I'd be all like:

    "GET THE F%#$ AWAY FROM MAH OSTRICH!!!"

    Darn it, Roger got into my Avacado stash AGAIN?
    *Sigh* No More blueberries for him.
     
  6. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    This HAS to be sigg'd.
     
  7. Lock Cade

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    I'm surprised that Shockwave didn't bother going into my room there at HQ... if I had a room there, that is. And of course, I think you all should know what I'd have in there. If not, just ask me. :p 
     
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    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Sorry TC, I forgot all about your room! Want me to fix it?
     
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    Nah, just leave it for another time.
     
  10. Young Optimus14

    Young Optimus14 MTMTE Theorist

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    Well if Autobot Girl has a shrine to Starscream in her room I wonder whats in urs TC? Though u may not be as... how can I say this nicely? Obsessed with Barricade as Auto Girl is with Starscream.
     
  11. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Nah, it's worse.


    Kidding! (please don't hurt me now)
     
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    You really want to know?

    Basically every single Barricade item is in my room at the Dewbot HQ, plus my own mini fridge stock full of Mountain Dew Voltage, my laptop dubbed Teletran AD-070912, and especially... weapons for when we take over the world. :ev: 
     
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    As long as it's not a shrine.
     
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    Your Mountain Dew: Shockwave poored it down the sink
    Your Laptop: Filled with viruses, courtesy of Shockwave
    The weapons: Roger has them!

    See, Shockwave did go into every room! He did this to everyone!
     
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    Remind me, when we all get back from the Shattered Glass universe, I'm going to severely punish Shockwave. Oh the things I plan on doing to him in his toy form... :ev: 
     
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    We'll all get our chance to torture Shockwave when/if we return from the SG universe, which may take awhile. Speaking of which, someone else needs to update!
     
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    I wanna poke him in the optic, turn around with a massive Bay-slpsoin behind while saying "Damn I'm good."
     
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    I don't think you guys wanna know what I'd do to Shockwave when we get back. :ev: 
     
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    He better not've hurt my Starscream shrine or he will suffer the wrath of the fangirl...

    Oki! :D 
    I'll go update now.
     
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    Oooh, Auto's gonna update! This oughta be good! :popcorn