The Adventures of the Bacontronian/Dewbot Alliance!

Discussion in 'Transformers Fan Fiction' started by deltaprime, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Crazymadman

    Crazymadman Dewbot leader

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    That does not sound like such a bad idea. Maybe we should do that.
     
  2. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    Delta, I got ideas for a chapter about me and Wildfrost getting chased by Barricade. As soon as I write it, I'll have you take a look at it when you get the chance and get your approval before posting it.
     
  3. Autobot-Girl

    Autobot-Girl is possibly insane

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    ........
    Hah!
    I'm going to beat Crazymadman to it! :ev: 

    Everyone in the DBA Headquarters froze. They all looked simultaneously at the pie, to Auto, to Starscream, to Robticon who obviously wasn't looking because he was too busy shoving bacon in his face. MMMMmmmm...bacon....
    "You wouldn't dare." Challenged Auto, giving her most intimidating glare.
    "Oh not this again. I'm going to throw it." Said Crazymadman. Bringing his arm back behind his head readying to throw the all powerful pastry at the enormous Decepticon. In the background Sage was giving his thumbs up to the new joint Dewbot leader, better Starscream to suffer this fate than in the hands of a fangirl, besides, he loves to torture fangirl idols.
    "What kind of Dewbot are you huh?! And you say that You're Starscream's biggest fan!" Accused Auto, her stare biting as cold as winter's morning.
    "What was that now?!" Answered Crazymadman, "I am so the biggest Starscream fan! And he might actually like me since I'm not trying to write slashfics about him!"
    Auto gasped as the crowd of faction members behind them "ooed". Some length above them Starscream cocked an optic ridge, faintly wondering if these small organics were malfunctioning and if he should just back out right now.
    "I would never." She cried, "Besides! I'm not the one trying to kill him with pie!"
    The crowd muttered and whispered to one-another frantically. Piiieeee......
    "In order to save everyone else!" He said angrily.
    "Do you really want to tick off the fangirl that has all of the Dewbot's world domination plans folded up in her back pocket?!" Threatened Auto.
    World domination plans? thought Starscream This "fangirl" might be to my advantage...
    "You know, I really would love to stay and chat." Interrupted the giant Cybertronian, "but I've gotta jet."
    "But you're not a jet anymore you're a VOLTHOG." Pointed out Delta in the front of the crowd.
    "Is it really necessary to say that in all caps-"
    "YES!!"
    Starscream sighed, it was no use talking to these creatures. He swiftly scooped up the small organic who (to his confusion) let out a squeal of delight.
    "Now little human." Taunted Starscream "How about we go to the beach and let you drown ten miles below sea level while I take those plans?"
    Auto didn't seem scared to Starscream's confusion. Instead, she dug in her pocket and produced a small plastic thing.
    "What is that?" Growled Starscream.
    "Oh nothing, just the keys to my VOLTHOG." She said pressing a button.
    Suddenly Starscream heard himself beep twice, and very loudly. He waited a moment when the "keys" didn't seem to do anything. Soon, he got tired of waiting and went to move....which he couldn't. His optics darted around, looking for a pair of stasis cuffs, which he couldn't find. Auto wiggled out of his statuesque grip and crawled up his arm and onto his shoulder where she sat and patted his head, which he could do nothing about except glare and make muffled growling noises.
    "Now I'll let you move again once you decide to stop acting up." She said.
    Then it hit him.
    The small human had "locked" him.
     
  4. Lock Cade

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    :lolol 
     
  5. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    I love it! There's one thing I'd like to point out though. I have the world domination plans, all 9001 steps of it, tucked away in my mind. :D 

    Also, ALL CAPS IS TOTALLY NECESSARY!
     
  6. Robticon

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    Whoot-Whoot! BACON!!!

    What exceptional writing skills, has the!
    By jove, that was jolly good, young miss!
    Yes, quite! :p 


    Now then, I should write something myself, shouldn't I?
    Yes, quite! :D 
     
  7. Autobot-Girl

    Autobot-Girl is possibly insane

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    Ah, but as leader I also have a copy of your plans, plus my own :ev: 
    I'm a fangirl, I do evil stuff.
    That dream you had where I hooked you up to a machine to steal the plans?
    It wasn't a dream :ev: 
     
  8. Crazymadman

    Crazymadman Dewbot leader

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    *Claps* That was great, I loved it!

    Now I'm going to try to add to the story.
     
  9. Young Optimus14

    Young Optimus14 MTMTE Theorist

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    Great so now Starscream is pretty much ur pet now. That is until he gets the keys. :ev: 
     
  10. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Since you guys seem pretty interested in the DBA side of this story, this update will focus more on Shockwave to give you guys more room to add to the story.

    Shockwave's dissembodied spark floated aimlessly on Cybertron's main moon. He still wasn't sure how to build a body, so he did what any normal person missing their body would do, break the fourth wall and ask me to help him out!

    Naturally, I said no, but then I gave in. I mean, how can you say no to that face?! (Keep in mind that Deltaprime me and actual me are two different people here) So I recreated Shockwave's body, but I'm not that good with mechanics.

    "Why is my body a plastic toy?!" he demanded.

    Hey, I didn't have much to work with, so I placed his spark into my TFA Voyager Shockwave toy. Best I could do. I picked the lil bugger up and transformed him into his tank mode, for funzies.

    "Please, just kill me now. I don't think anyone could survive being a child's *gulp* plaything!"

    Meanwhile, Autobot Girl continued toying around with VOLTscream, cuz that's his name now.




    See what I did there at the end?
     
  11. Robticon

    Robticon Out of the Game

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    Pwnzord. :dunce 

    I gotta come up with something, too. :p 
     
  12. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    Okay Robticon, I'm happy for you, Imma let you finish, but my update was teh best update evar!
     
  13. Robticon

    Robticon Out of the Game

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    WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?

    Wait.... I still have to come up with something...

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    Bacon...
     
  14. deltaprime

    deltaprime The Christian Transfan

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    fix'd.

    MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....bacon.


    And don't worry, you'll get the new memes soon enough. :D 
     
  15. Crazymadman

    Crazymadman Dewbot leader

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    Revenge of the fangirl bait

    "Sooo, what do we do now?" Said HybridMaximus
    "We could talk to VOLTscream and-" Devastator1995 get's interrupted by a car crashing into the DBA headquarters.
    "Get out of the way everybody!" Screams Sage. The car stops and it turns out it's a cop!
    "It's a cop car?!" Says Crazymadman. Looking like he know's why it's here.
    "Oh slag, is this because all the pens I stole? If so I'll give them back!"
    "Silence human!" Said a mysterious voice from the police car.
    "I'm silencing, I'm silencing." The car then transforms.
    "Dewbots and Bacontronians, I am Barricade, I am searching for someone who I think is here."
    "I think I know who he is talking about..." Deltaprime whisper's to Devastator1995.
    "There he is. Why can't he move?" Barricade says to Auto.
    "I locked him with this key."
    "Give me the key!"
    "No!"
    "Give me the key or I'll blow you to mush!" Auto give's Barricade the key. Barricade then press's the button on the key then destroys the key.
    "YES! I can move around!" Said VOLTscream.
    "I'm surprised he's not looking for me." Whispered TRANSCRAZY who is hiding behind Delta.
    "How did you know Starscream was here?" Said Sage
    "There was life signals of robotic life coming from here." Barricade then looks at VOLTscream and says:
    "Come with me VOLTscream and we shall find and get rid of the fangirls who wont leave us alone."
    "Oh, I guess he is still looking for me." Whispered TRANSCRAZY but Barricade heard her!
    "Finally I found you again!" Barricade then get's ready to shoot her.
    "Run TC, run!" Sage says. TRANSCRAZY run's by Robticon who is eating bacon at the table this WHOLE time. Barricade shoot's but misses TC and blows up Robticon's bacon. Everything is silent.
    "My... my BACON!!!!" Robticon screams!
    "What ya going to do, Rob? Hurt me?" Barricade says.
    "THE NAME'S ROBTICON!!!! NOT ROB!!!!" Robticon then jumps on Barricade and they get into a HUGE epic fight. VOLTscream then start's to shoot at the other DBA members. They then run and hide from him.
    "Ellamin, your job is to take a bullet for me."
    "No way, Crazymadman, Get Delta to. After all, he is your 2nd in command."
    "Okay, okay. Delta, take a bullet for me."
    "No way!"
    "Whatever. Ellamin, look to see if there is any more pies left, and Delta, cover him. Wait for my order. Young Optimus14, get Starscream's attention."
    "Got it! Hey Starscream or VOLTscream or whatever you want to be called, look at me!"
    "Ok Ellamin, go, go, go! Delta, cover him!"



    I hoped you guys liked it. :D 
     
  16. Lock Cade

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    :lolol 

    I loved it!

    Of course, I was planning to write a chapter about me and Wildfrost getting pursued by Barricade on my way to the Dewbot/Bacontronian HQ, but I guess that can wait for a little while before I do that.
     
  17. Young Optimus14

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    @delta's: :lol  That is the Real Toy Story!
    @Crazymadman: What will happen next? And to me?
     
  18. Crazymadman

    Crazymadman Dewbot leader

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    I don't know if I'm supposed to wait for someone to continue it or me to.

    @T+C I'm sorry I didn't know you was planing to do that. But don't worry I'll end it soon.
     
  19. Lock Cade

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    No, no... it's alright, Crazymadman. You did things differently than what I was planning on doing, so no biggie. I can just write the story another time.
     
  20. Robticon

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    Nice one! That was very good, Crazymadman!
    Though, even I, Robticon the great, wouldn't be able to take on Barricade,
    even if he blowed up mah bacon and called me rob. :wink: 

    Unless I had mah boosties. (Don't ask)