The 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises

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  1. Cujo

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    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    They're missing Cybertronian Lamp Post Soundwave from MTMTE part 1.
     
  3. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    Poor Swoop :( .
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Didn't make it to page two. Bitching about Omega Supreme and Metroplex just didn't work for me.
     
  5. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    LULz
     
  6. Covenant

    Covenant Mr. Roboto in Disguise

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    Wow. I'd have to question as to what the hell they think they're talking about. A flippin' UFO, a techno-organic bat that can blast you with sonic screams, a goddamn city, a rocket with tank sentry unit, a shark that walks, a drill tank...that's drill & tank put together, a Pterodactyl & a Space Shuttle complete with moving launch base that turns into a robo-dragon of sorts & large liger-like creature are THE eight shittiest Transformers disguises ever? If they meant disguise strictly as a way to hide, space shuttles, rockets, orbital UFOs and a city set in world/time that it was nothing abnormal shouldn't be on the list. If they just used the word disguise in place of 'alt mode', their approach to sense of a mode in context & novelty of said modes in general seems in error. Nightscream's alt mode isn't even meant to be a visual disguise, though sure one that kept him cloaked from Vehicon tracking, in which case it's a fine success for disguise.

    They just don't have a clue what they're talking about.
     
  7. neoprimus01

    neoprimus01 Jackpot

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    metroplex? really???

    wait, i found their next article: Top 6 Go-bots-The Greatest Toys For The Greatest Cartoon!!!!
     
  8. I AM MEGATRON

    I AM MEGATRON pleasure model

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    best line ever
     
  9. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    Amazing, yet another list compiled by someone that did all of 10 minutes research on Google... no BW Neo Dead End, Injector, Scrapmetal... at least Soundwave's not on there.
     
  10. Excelsior Prime

    Excelsior Prime Autobot Leader

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    Fuck these self-important, "we're too cool to like Transformers, and what makes us so cool is that we can mock what other people like" douchebag asshats.

    These guys probably stopped using their imaginations at an early age and are probably more interested in slipping rufies into women's drinks at bars and than raping then rubbing two brain cells together to have an original thought.
     
  11. Triceradon

    Triceradon In it for the rage

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    I don't see what the fuss is about. From what I read, they're talking about the disguise factor of their alt modes.

    EDIT: Read Sky Lynx's entry. Now that's just low.
     
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    Yup. Just trash, but on a site called Cracked, what else would I expect besides a flawed, broken mess?
     
  13. Mr.Sci-Fi

    Mr.Sci-Fi Bite my shiny Metal (_l_)

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    That would be great if there alt form was made for disguise, which they are not in some series.
     
  14. omegagoalie

    omegagoalie Cybertronian Puckstopper

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    These lists keep getting worse each time. Who are these people and WHY are the getting paid to do this???

    To the author- You are a f$%king MORON.
     
  15. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    That list is garbage.
     
  16. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    I agree with most of it, but not Omega Supreme. He shouldn't be in that list.
     
  17. Jetstorm

    Jetstorm Wielder of the Keyblade

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    Hmm... I don't think that the writer of the list ever actually watched Beast Machines... especially since he still calls it Beast Wars :lol 
     
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    Communications tower!
     
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    Top 5 Least Creative Ideas Ever

    1. Unfunny lists written by some doucehbag with very basic G1 knowledge making fun of Transformers
    2. see #1
    3. see #1
    4. see #1
    5. see #1

    Let's put a stop to posting these here. They're all just recycled "Oh noes!! Tehy iz not good dis-skyzes!1!!onehundredeleven!!!! Teh Transformerz iz so flawd!" with the Dinobots eventually making the list.

    :thumbs2:  on the sig tho, op! Hilarious!
     

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