Were the 85 minibots the most annoying transformers ever created? We have: Beachcomber - hippie, be-bop talking, counter-culture enthusiast Powerglide - braggart, beats women (see The Girl Who Loved Pwerglide) and has a heart like Christmas ornament in his chest. Warpath - a drill instructor with a bad case of Tourettes. Cosmos - a pudgy, Scottish UFO. This was a disguise? Seaspray - Attempted to molest a mermaid, gargled constatnly with listerine, and helped turn a much cooler transformer, Rumble, into a goddamn tree.