Thanks, Mom.

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Anyone else have parents who like to volunteer information on their sex life?

    :( 

    I swear to God, if it was Jiggles ...
     
  2. Razerwire

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    I thank every day when my parents don't divulge that information to me.
     
  3. Chaos Muffin

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    Thankfully, mom kept all that crap to herself

    Now dad on the other hand, damn man I didnt need to hear all that


    *edit*
    And damn that Razerwire and his fast typing hands
     
  4. honestgabe

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    Disturbing
     
  5. Bryan

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    Mom and Dad get it on to the Top Gun soundtrack. In their hot tub, which I used to look forward to when visiting. Not anymore.

    They don't actually say it out loud, they just like to make comments that they think are sly, but are painfully obvious.

    Still, hope I'm getting freaky at 50.
     
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    Ohh god no! Sorry Jux. :( 
     
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    Nothing obscene, but it only takes a couple suggestive comments to freak me out.
     
  8. honestgabe

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    Top Gun soundtrack? I bet they simultaneously climax right at the end of "Great Balls of Fire" as it goes into the Righetous Brothers song "You've Lost That Loving Feeling".
     
  9. drippy

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    I prefer to hear stories about how my father-in-law hijacked a beer truck.
     
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    *clicks out of thread*
     
  11. MegaPrime33

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    Worst I heard from my mom was this past mother's day. My wife and I (my wifes idea) got her a gift card to victoria secret, mainly because my mom likes the bath products they sell. So when she saw the card she said, "Oh great! Now I can get something nice for my wedding anniversary trip."

    I screamed and ran out of the room.
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

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    I am very happy my mother has never spoke to me about her sex life.

    *shudder*
     
  13. Bryan

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    I 'm looking up the track listing right now annnnd...

    ...yep, that's the order. It's too creepy that you know that.
     
  14. MegaPrime33

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    I think it's creepy that you looked it up.
     
  15. Omnibus Prime

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    I think it's creepy that I distinctly remember that neither of those tracks were on the vinyl soundtrack.

    What? I was 9.
     
  16. ams

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    Agreed. But it's funny that our kids are one day going to react the same way about their parents.
    :lol 
     
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    It's the circle of life.
     
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    No, and far has I'm concerned a giant white bird dropped me off at the hospital.
     
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    So you're one of them smkspy? Not a believer of the cabbage patch are you? I never could trust those stork believers.
     
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    You too? :lol 
     

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