TFW Confessionals: How long's it been since you've been a man (woman)?

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  1. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    So as the topic's title suggests, how long's it been since you've been a man (or woman), be it realistically or stereotypically?

    For example, I not only fulfilled my obligation as a man last week by legitimately considering the handyman's secret weapon (Duct Tape) for a job that it wasn't designed or even suitable for, but also as a Canadian by not letting my friend bike home in the cold like he otherwise would have.


    ... at any rate, my name is Nomad, and it's been nearly 7 days since I've been a man.
     
  2. Fuzz

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    Uhhh...I raked my front lawn yesterday. Does that count?
     
  3. doomboy536

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    Pfft, like pushing a bunch of dead plants around makes you a man.

    I raked leaves, too.
     
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    I banged some broad last night. That count?
     
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    Smoking hot yes. Fugly with a bag on her head doesn't.
     
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    Blonde, tiny-framed milf with a kickin' ass. So yes.
     
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    I have a beard. Automatic man points.
     
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    seali_me Dakilang Mandirigma

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    That deserves a man-five!
     
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    I don't understand the question?
     
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    Thread over. Win.
     
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    Fixing shit with duct tape is manly? I just thought thats what everyone did.
    I use it for most repair jobs; hell, I even use it as a door stop.

    Also built a TV stand last week and dismantled a shelving unit a few days ago.

    Really minor stuff; I put up some curtains a few weeks before that, ran out of white cable so used black and just painted it white with tipp-ex.
    Oh, and repaired a broken plug on an ethernet cable, with duct tape.
    That held for a few months, then I bought a crimping tool and just swapped the thing out for a new one.

    I'm also quite excellent at blaming hardware for my lack of knowledge on its operation.
     
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    I put a new stereo in my car this morning. Does that count?
     
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    Depends on what your listening to with said stereo.
     
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    I had a dos equiz yesterday. I think thats a automatic qualification for man. So says the most interesting man alive.
     
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    I'm kicking myself for clicking on this thread.
     
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