"Alert Major is... A peculiar case. Through some malfunction, he short circuits over any minor occurrence, as if it were a matter for major alert-- Hm... I think I finally deciphered the nickname for him that has been circulating the data-net. Protoform type 53569-32520 has never yielded level-headed 'bots, but this one... I finally got the opportunity to open him up (under the guise of a routine check for Scraplets, DG Cells, and Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome, all of which he has claimed to have suffered at various times) and look at what was making him tick so erratically, and his neural net CPU is just plain shot, he's insane in the mainframe. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear someone was trying to rewire him. I just can't figure out how a 'bot so paranoid as to accuse me of stealing his name would let anyone open up that head of his, let alone jam an illegal Irken data receiver in there. I may have to ask Longarm Prime to bring this up during one of Alert Major's debriefing sessions..." -Red Alert, Autobot Medic Bit of a weird one here, with Animated Red Alert reporting on an Animated version of G1 Red Alert-- Sorry, "Alert Major."