TF2 started off with 2 dogs humping each other, I see no problem most of these comments fitting right into Bay's sense of humor.

 

See, if I was Megatron, I'd want to harness the power of the railgun, seeing how it took out Devvy.

So Megs steals the railgun, and puts it on devvy. But since Devvy's so tall, he can't reach his shoulders. He can only fuse the railgun between his legs.

I wonder who Prime would need to combine with in order to beat the Crotch Railgun of Doom tm.

 

That's awesome. "Crotch Railgun of Doom" I love it. Good move trademarking that cause Bay would be all over that.

 

HE can like combine with all of the other autobots to form a GIANT LEG that will kick Devy right in his balls so hard that the railgun falls of and shoots up, blowing Devastator to bits! D*CK-TALITY!

 

Let me tell you, this story already sounds 100 times better than what we just got.

 

I think know it´s time the movieverse gets the "PROTECTOBOTS"

They could be like this super high special agents that combine into a Giant vagine.

Devestator would be like "Oh whats that? Put my railgun into it."

And whe he shoves it inside the Protectogina they snap his cannon of...just like a real vagina would do.

 

And this is the reason Michael Bay should be tasered in his balls every time he even THINKS about writing/touching another TF script.

 

Wouldn't the protectobots be more appropriate if they combines into a giant jock strap? They'd have to be 'Cons, but hey.

 

Banshee, your signature is f***ing awesome.

Whom ever gave Devastator those may want to re-assess their sexual orientation.

 

I bet the Stunticons could use something like this to protect their giant roboballs.

 

This is becoming the best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Why does the fandom alway come up with better plots than Orci and Kurtzman himself?

 

Lol

 

Because we know what is good for the franchise.  

 

And you know what really would help the franchise?

Women abuse.

I mean c´mon Prime is such a bad ass now,that I honestly believe he hits women. He would be like "I´m Prime! I rip faces off!" And arcee would be like "But why?!" and primes like "BECAUSE!!!" and hits her.

Than even the other autobots would be afraid of prime who know think it´s cool to take drugs and drink alcohol. And at the end we could have Pee Wee Herman telling the kids about crack.

 

You know what else would really help grow the franchise?

Gay Robots,
We know
They hAVE balls,
They have Family Values (Jetfires Father was a proud wheel)
They have chicks...RC and Biker squad.

Now if someone was in love with Devastators Balls..Maybe Starscream cause he is fem..I think we could really sell some toys.

 

Honestly when Megatron came in and said "Starscream, I home" I kinda expected Starscream to come out wearing an apron.

 

When you need Gayformers we coul introduce Trax.

He could be like the Man Cjick of the autobots alway bithing around cause he could scratch the paint. But than we need another Gay bot who is totally Bad Ass,cause the majority of the gay community is not the least bit like trax would be xD

So people could honour and laugh at the gay lifestyle at once and critics would have even more to complain. And it would fit Bays style perfectly.

 

Tracks wasn't gay, he was a metrosexual.

 

SkyLynxs...now he was gay