Texts from last night

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  1. Spoon, Jul 15, 2009
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    Pretty hit and miss, but overall it's fairly hilarious.

    Oh, and LOL SO RANDOM ones are annoying.

    Texts from last night

    Personal favourite so far?
     
  2. Cujo, Jul 15, 2009
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    (508): Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
    (781): So you're taking me there this weekend?
    (508): oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
     
  3. Nachtsider, Jul 15, 2009
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    :lolol 
     
  4. Toxicon, Jul 15, 2009
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    :lol 
     
  5. Cujo, Jul 15, 2009
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  6. ORIO, Jul 15, 2009
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  7. Megatronwp38, Jul 15, 2009
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    OMG I love this one...

    (845): Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
     
  8. OptimusSpanks, Jul 15, 2009
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    This one was hilarious

    (617): I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
     
  9. guard convoy, Jul 15, 2009
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    lol this one is great

    (269): Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
     
  10. Seawing, Jul 15, 2009
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    (801): I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.

    (651): Could a canary swim?
    (952): Last time I ever let you pet sit.
     
  11. Spoon, Jul 16, 2009
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    This one was good!
     
  12. firehawc_69, Jul 16, 2009
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    And the answer, without a doubt is: Yes.

    Wow.

    Double wow.

    Note to self: one at a time.
     
  13. Nightwind, Jul 16, 2009
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    Awesome!

    Completely appropriate for these boards, I think! :lol 
     
  14. Kickback, Jul 16, 2009
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    (915): dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop

    :lolol 
     
  15. MegaPrime33, Jul 16, 2009
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    (514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
     
  16. Erector, Jul 16, 2009
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    (818): my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you


    (619): If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
     
  17. grimlock1972, Jul 16, 2009
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    (479): I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.

    :lolol 

    (614): Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
    (1-614): condoms and good judgment
    (614): Can I buy both of those at the same store?

    Stay away from this one ladies :crazy: 


    (937): wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
    (1-937): u like it?
    (937): NOT THE POINT.

    so busted :lolol 
     
  18. Cheetatron, Jul 16, 2009
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  19. Erector, Jul 16, 2009
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    (253): is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?

    awesome :lol 
     
  20. Autobotic9, Jul 16, 2009
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    (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
    (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
     
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