Terrible movies that you've seen from the start right up to the end

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  1. Boardwise

    Boardwise There are no strings on me Veteran

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    I have to agree. After all there is no listing for "Dude, Where My Car?" and that film is terrible.
     
  2. Backpack

    Backpack G1 forever.

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    You have been judged. Doubly so for movies in bold.

    There is a big difference between a movie you don't like, and a bad movie. As an example.... I've never liked the English Patient.... but I know it's not a bad movie. Now Manos :the hands of fate is a bad movie. See?
     
  3. Takara_destron

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    Spiderman 3, X-Men 3, the Cube Sequels, Nacho Libre and most importantly Napoleon Dynamite.
     
  4. Gingerchris

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    I watched both Babylon A.D. and Max Payne yesterday. Those were pretty terrible movies.
    Add in:
    Gabriel
    The Happening
    Burn After Reading
    Soul Survivors
    Batman Begins and The Dark Knight (I know many people loved them but I really didn't at all)
    The Boat That Rocked
    Daywatch and Nightwatch
    28 Weeks Later (dreadful, and a bummer because I really enjoyed the first one).

    I'm sure there's loads more but do I really want to remember the horrors of movies past? I wouldn't have seen most of the above if it wasn't for the movie night with my friends. Some of them really do have a poor taste in movies to foist on their pals.
     
  5. MegatronSupporter

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    When I see a movie and don't like it,it means that it was terrible. Not worth renting,not worth buying on dvd,not worth watching again at work. Not worth having as a guilty pleasure.
     
  6. MetalRyde

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    was Battlefield Earth mentioned? thats my first crappy movie.
     
  7. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Heh, I love Battlefield Earth. Because it's a certain kind of terrible that entertains.
     
  8. MegatronSupporter

    MegatronSupporter Well-Known Member

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    I thought 28 Weeks Later was pretty good. 28 Days Later? Not so much.
     
  9. Tigertrack

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    Starship Troopers 1 and 2
    SpeedRacer
     
  10. Takara_destron

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    Oh wow I can't believe I forgot that one. Its the only film I've ever come out of the cinema feeling like I wasted my money.
     
  11. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I really wanted to enjoy 28 Weeks Later but it was just so relentlessly unpleasantly violent. And that bit of loud music over and over got on my plums. And dumb kids that caused almost all the trouble.
     
  12. Tigertrack

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    I'd add another movie, but I didn't read the title carefully. "Movies that you've seen from start to end."
    How about movies that were so bad you left the theatre?
    My Dad and I generally love Rowan Akitson's Mr. Bean and his first movie was awesome. But we went to see Mr. Beans Holiday and it sucked big time. First movie we actually bailed out from. First 15 minutes of it and we were like, "eh, lets get out of here!"
    One of those movies that felt like they tried to stretch a 20 minute TV show into 2 hours. It just does NOT work.
     
  13. Depthcharge

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    All time worst movie I've ever watched end to end:

    Wing Commander

    Watch it if you'd like to see Freddy Prince and the guy that played/is-the-living-embodyment-of Shaggy in Scoobie Doo do battle against rubber cat puppets by flying space P-52 Mustangs. It sounds more awesome than it is.


    Runner-up:

    Boondock Saints 2

    Seriously... How does anyone like this movie. I LOVE the first movie and this totally shits all over it. What was up with the sidekick guy? When they introduce him he's a crazy sailor kung-fu ninja badass, then he instantly turns into a foul-mouthed Jar-Jar Binks.


    Most recently watched bad movie:

    The Taking of Phelim 123

    John Travolta is laughable as a non-gangster badass. Period. Besides that this movie is like the best example of hollywood "punch up" I've ever seen. It's so obvious where some writer or producer was fast forwarding through the movie and just decided to insert a random bit of non-nonsensical cursing or, my favorite, a completely random and pointless car accident.
     
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    Oldboy is a great movie.
     
  15. Hiraga

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    Star Wars Prequels
    Garbage Pail Kids
    Batman and Robin
    Hobgoblins
    Pokemon the First Movie
    H2: Halloween 2
    Friday the 13th Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan
    Jason Goes to Hell
    Jason X
    Freddy Vs Jason
    Jonah Hex (Just saw this one)
    Romeo + Juliet
    All of the Scary Movies
    Epic Movie
    Date Movie
    Day After Tomorrow
    Independence Day
    Hulk 2003 (This one was just WAY to dragged out, I hated the 'comic book' sequences, and some of the scenes are just...weird. Plus the Hulk looks like shit.)
    Superman Returns
    Batman Forever
    How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    Legion


    I'm sure there are more I can't remember off the top of my head. But that's all I've got now.
     
  16. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Manos: The Hands of Fate. Which is so bad it's AWESOME.

    Also Troll 2.
     
  17. MegatronSupporter

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    Troll 2 is deserving of a Razzie,more than one. I can't believe that never won any.
     
  18. Gojira Prime

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    I genuinely liked that movie. But I can see hating it if you're not a Disney person.

    You'd better mean the Ron Howard version.

    As for me, I'll sat it: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (though like many, it took me a little while to realize just HOW epically it failed.)

    You may also include:
    The Room (It's horrendous, but that's why I love it)
    Carnosaur (Some fellow monster and dino fans praise this movie. I have no fucking clue why.)
    Batman & Robin (Though I think it would be fun to make fun of)

    Also, the OP list really is an epic fail. Some people have strange tastes in movie, like Hooplanet's DitantJ, but some just have outright bad taste.

    If you don't recognize the themes in Fight Club, you must have the attention span of a soap dish.
     
  19. MegatronSupporter

    MegatronSupporter Well-Known Member

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    Themes in a movie don't matter to some people. I mean lots of people. And two,soap dishes aren't capable of paying attention to a damn thing if they aren't in a cartoon or anime.
     
  20. Hiraga

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    Well of course.