Terrible movies that you've seen from the start right up to the end

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  1. MegatronSupporter

    MegatronSupporter Well-Known Member

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    Here's what I got so far:
    -Oldboy(crap dialog,low on action,too long,too boring,really bland,really bland characters)
    -Blow(cliched as hell,too long,too boring,a bot load of bad dialog)
    -Fight Club(mindless action,stupid ending,there is no challenge,really boring and hollow,really bland characters)
    -Stuck On You
    -Hulk
    -Spiderman 3
    -Deathwish 4:The Crack Down
    -Deathwish 2
    -Deathwish 3
    -Seed Of Chucky
    -Bride Of Chucky
    -Friday the 13th Part 5:A New Beginning
    -Superman 3
    -Superman IV:The Quest For Peace
    -X-Files:I Want To Believe
    -Freddy's Dead:The Final Nightmare
    -Wes Craven's New Nightmare
    -Snatch(really cliched,really generic characters,crap dialog,low on action,
    too long)
    -Lock,Stock,And Two Smoking Barrels(same cons as above)
    -Titanic
    -A Nightmare On Elm Street 4:The Dream Master
    -Child's Play 3
    -Mall Cop
    -Superbad(crap story,plenty of crap dialog,tons of crap characters,
    crap music,really generic characters)
    -The Day After Tomorrow
    -The Nutty Professor
    -Mortal Kombat:Annihilation
    -A Clock Work Orange(crap music,crap dialog,there is no one likable,underplotted given the length of the movie,don't care about anyone,really boring and really hollow)
    -Batman&Robin
    -The Never Ending Story 2:The Next Chapter
    -Scream
    -The Stuff
    -Shaq
    -Forest Gump(really boring,not funny,don't care for anyone,too long,no challenge,really hollow and repetitive)
    -Return Of The Living Dead(crap humor,crap dialog,crap level of violence)
    -Dumb And Dumber:When Harry Met Lloyd
    -Exorcist II:The Heretic
    -Phantasm III:Lord Of The Dead
    -Phantasm
    -Halloween 5
    -Halloween:The Curse Of Michael Myers
    -Halloween H20:20 Years Later
    -Halloween:Resurrection
    -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
    -The Amityville Horror (the original)
    -Robocop 3
    -Malibu's Most Wanted
    -Anchor Man
    -Contact
    -The Lion King
    -Suspiria
    -The Beyond
    -Hellraiser:D eader
    -The Pursuit Of Happiness
    -Hellraiser:Hellseeker
    -I Am Legend
    -The Scorpion King
    -Fear.com
    -Street Fighter
    -Shaolin Soccer
    -Kung Fu Hustle
    -Kung Pow:Enter the Fist
    -The Pink Panther (2006)
    -Half Past Dead
    -Above The Law
    -Out For Justice
    -Hard To Kill
    -Strange Days(I watched it last night,it's low on action,the ending sucks,and it's repetitive,it's just too hollow and boring,and it's too long given the story line)
    -Ghost Dog
    -28 Days Later
    -X-Men Origins:Wolverine
    -Star Trek (2009) (tons of crap dialog,low on action,no one to care for,too serious,
    really bland and hollow,no challenge,crap humor)
    -Independence Day
    -The Skulls
    -Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me
    -Austin Powers in Gold Member
    -Max Payne
    -Doom
    -Rocky III
    -Rocky Balboa
    -The 40 Year Old Virgin(it has some good stuff,but most of it is crap)
    -Road Trip(same reason as above)
    -Old School(same reason as above)
    -Brewster's Millions
    -Home Alone
    -Home Alone 2:Lost in New York
    -Problem Child
    -Problem Child 2
    -The Naked Lunch(a type writer creature having a 3 some with a guy and chick,people sucking on weird looking humanoid creatures(mugwumps) things,a creature raping a guy in a cage,type writer bugs that leak something that starts with a j when you're using them as a type writer,all of it ruins the movie and makes it too disgusting)
    -The Butter Fly Effect
    -The Craft
    -House of Wax (2005)
    -Crash (2004)
    -Powder Blue
    -Lord of Illusions
    -Exorcist:The Beginning
    -8 Mile
    -Hot Shots(Hot Shots! Part Deux is way better imo)
    -The Hot Chick
    -Requiem for a Dream(bland as hell,really boring,another movie that needed rewrites,crap dialog,no challenge,no character to give a damn about,forgettable)
    -The Fast and the Furious
    -Walking Tall (2004)
    -The Rundown (2003)
    -Ghostbusters II
    -Starship Troopers
    -Tropic Thunder(other than the swallow the gravy part with Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy,Cruise as Grossman,and RDJ as Sergeant Lincoln Osiris,it's a really boring,generic,and forgettable movie)
    -Stigmata
    -Fantastic Four(2004,Dr.Doom was screwed up,and he didn't have enough screen time)
    -Virtuosity
     
  2. Blitz Wing

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    Fight Club is my favorite movie of all time.

    Superbad, Blow, Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels are all awesome as well.

    This thread = FAIL
     
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    Blow was good....hulk (2003?) Wasn't all that bad...

    Movies that sucks: catwoman, aeon flux ( fell aseep right away) cop out, ultraviolent was the worse movie in the last ten years (vampires without blood? Gtfoh)
     
  4. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Megatron? Is that you!?!?

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    What, no Revenge of the Fallen yet? LOL
     
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    seeker311 The Collector

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    well, Id reconsider about half of your list there, but mine would be:

    Catwoman
    date movie
    disaster movie
    Mr. Deeds
    Batman & Robin
    Alien Resurrection
    Xmen Origins-Wolverine
    Selena
    The Last Action Hero
     
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    The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
    Many movies from SyFy.
    Disaster Movie.
    Meet Dave.
    Alien 3.
    Shrek the Third.
    Marmaduke.
    Catwoman.
    Superbad.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III.
    An American Werewolf in Paris.
     
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    I tend to avoid even starting a movie that looks like it might be bad, so I haven't seen many of the truly awful movies. Most of these I watched all the way through, but a couple I didn't make it through:

    - Pulp Fiction - Yes, I know, everyone else on the planet loves this movie and it's the best film ever made, "two thumbs up" - God, etc, etc, so I expect a few "lol fail!" posts. But I honestly hated it.
    - Apocalypse Now (original version) - See above. Just too long, boring and pretentious for my tastes. Almost shut it off after an hour, but wanted to see fat, incoherent Brando; should have just fast-forwarded.
    - Euro Trip
    - Schindler's List - Had to watch it in Social Studies once a year in high school.
    - Stand and Deliver - Had to watch it in Math class once a year in high school. As if Math wasn't boring enough.
    - Boondock Saints
    - The Blair Witch Project - Watched most of it, but something interesting was going on outside during the ending, so I just let the movie play in the background while I was looking out my window.
    - The End of Violence
    - The 40-Year Old Virgin
    - The Reader ("I learned...[exaggerated dramatic pause]...TO READ!!1!")
    - Superman I and II
    - Big Daddy - Shut off halfway through

    Special Cases - Bangkok Dangerous (Nicholas Cage version), Dracula 3000 - Two films that were fairly awful, but that I found some humor in mocking and still enjoy them, even though they are terrible.
     
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    Signs
    Captain America (early 90s version)
    The Phantom Menace
     
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    That is what I was thinking when reading the list.

    What do you have against the Lion King?
     
  10. MegatronSupporter

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    Well I saw it(The Lion King) back in 1994 when I was 10 years old,back then I didn't hate Disney movies. But right now,I hate Disney movies.
     
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    You have no soul
     
  12. MegatronSupporter

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    How can you say I have no soul? I still enjoy cartoons and I still play with action figures
    for crying out loud!
     
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    - Catwomen
    - Batman & Robin
    - Dare Devil
    - Shrek 3
    - X-Men Origins Wolverine
    - Master of Disguise
    - Yours, Mine and, Ours (2005)
    - Sharktale
    - I Am Legend
    - The Day After Tomorrow
    - Cars
     
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    Ebay:
    -Fight Club
    -Snatch
    -Lock,Stock,And Two Smoking Barrels
    -Mall Cop
    -Superbad
    -A Clock Work Orange
    -Scream
    -Forest Gump
    -Phantasm III:Lord Of The Dead
    -Phantasm
    -The Amityville Horror (the original)
    -The Lion King
    -I Am Legend
    -Shaolin Soccer
    -Kung Fu Hustle

    ^I take exception to those movies as being bad.
    and i won't waste time on explaining why.

    i have 2 types of Bad:
    Bad in a Terrible Way
    &
    So Bad It's Good.

    Bad In A Terrible Way:
    Clash of the Titans (2010)
    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
    Caligula
    Manos Hand of Fate
    Double Team

    So Bad It's Good:
    Dolemite
    Human Tornado
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
    Piranha (original)
     
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    There is a movie called "shaolin soccer"? Wtf!
     
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    Twilight. I couldn't sit through New Moon, though.
     
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    The Spirit. Robocop 3.
     
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    28days later was straight shit.....
    Stranger than fiction
    Role models ( second half got boring)
     
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    Daaaamn, I'll have to disagree with this bunch, those were all good movies, imo.
     
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