Teens choose poorly re: TFTM

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  1. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Transformers won none of the 'Surfboards' it was nominated for at the Teen Choice awards, thus proving that the world is going to be in poorer hands if the next generation can tear themselves away from their Facebook pages. Some of the categories they lost in were...('winners' listed first):

    Choice Movie Actor: Action Adventure
    * Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End)
    Shia LaBeouf (Transformers)
    Chris Evans (Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer)
    Orlando Bloom (Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End)
    Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man 3)

    Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure
    * Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End)
    Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer)
    Kirsten Dunst (Spider-Man 3)
    Lena Headey (300)
    Megan Fox (Transformers)

    Choice Movie: Villain
    * Bill Nighy (Davy Jones) - Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
    Al Pacino (Willie Bank) - Ocean's Thirteen
    Julian McMahon (Victor Von Doom) - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
    Megatron - Transformers
    Topher Grace (Venom) - Spider-Man 3

    Choice Movie: Chemistry
    * Will Smith and Jaden Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness)
    Shia LaBeouf and Bumblebee (Transformers)
    Ocean's Thirteen (Ocean's Thirteen)
    Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd (Knocked Up)
    Will Ferrell and Jon Heder (Blades of Glory)

    Choice Male Hottie
    * Zac Efron
    Josh Duhamel
    Orlando Bloom
    T.I.
    Taylor Kitsch

    Choice Female Hottie
    * Jessica Alba
    Megan Fox
    Hayden Panettiere
    Jessica Biel
    Rihanna

    Choice Summer Movie - Drama/Action Adventure
    * Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
    Fantastic 4: Rise of The Silver Surfer
    Live Free or Die Hard
    Transformers
    The Bourne Ultimatum

    Shia LeBeouf did manage to nab the following two awards:
    Choice Movie: Breakout Male
    * Shia LaBeouf (Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Disturbia, Transformers)
    Chris Brown (Stomp the Yard)
    Justin Timberlake (Alpha Dog, Black Snake Moan)
    Justin Long (Accepted, The Break-Up, Live Free or Die Hard, Idiocracy)
    Jaden Smith (The Pursuit of Happyness)

    Choice Movie Actor: Horror/Thiller
    * Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia)
    Josh Duhamel (Turistas)
    Jim Carrey (The Number 23)
    Ryan Gosling (Fracture)
    Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac)

    source: http://www.chiff.com/pop-culture/teen-choice-awards.htm

    Oh well...Bay and company still have 'most awards earned before a movie even came out' thanks to MTV's 'Best Summer Movie You Haven't Seen Yet' award.

    -Tony!
     
  2. jdre_124

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    Wow. Pirates practically won every category it was nominated in. Yeah that was stupid. It shows it was a bunch of blonde teenage girls eager to walk Johnny's plank that voted.
     
  3. Poho

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    well frig man what did you expect? the votes for the winners are made by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls and their trying-to-be-cool boyfriends, none of whom are over 14, and none of whom saw TF because they thought it wouldn't be cool. i mean come on, look at the people who won all the awards...Hanna Montana? give me a f*cking break. LOL needless to say, despite my disappointment, i was not surprised by ANY of the winners. or wieners. whichever.
     
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    Did you actually watch the whole thing just to see how the votes went? Please say no.

    I can't say the results of this awards show will haunt Transformers fans or Bay and company. They're probably too busy thinking of awards that matter, nearly an oxymoron in itself!
     
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    People actually voted for POTC3? That movie was utter shit.
     
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    the teens who vote for those are fucking retarded anyways. have you seen what those things watch on TV? it's painfully obvious by everything they do, watch, and listen to that poor taste is a major trait in the current teenage population.

    I'm glad Transformers didnt win any of their awards. too damn good for them. last thing I ever wanted to do was look at the transformers franchise and think "you won a teen choice award, that'll look really uh... "good"... next to your emmy"
     
  7. Poho

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    lol a point well made sir. im not gonna lie, i'll probably go on a killing rampage if Transformers doesn't win some oscars for visiual effects and original score and sound editing. and by killing rampage i mean i will go pick a byunch of pretty flowers while frolicking through glorious rainbow fields while wearing a tutu.








    but not really. ill kill people.:lolol 
     
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    To be fair, I do agree with a few of them. Alba blows Fox out of the water.

    Though Megatron should have won villain category. Davey Jones wasn't even a good villain in Pirates 3. The Navy was. And how did HP win best action/ adventure? I would have been happy with either TF or Die Hard.

    Surprised to see Knocked up on there. And also surprised Harry Potter isnt on there more.
     
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    That whole pirates movie was like a drug induced nightmare, I did enjoy the first Pirates movie because of Mr. Depp. From there they sucked. Davy Jones as best villian??????? The only thing worth watching in those films was Depp and he had minimal screen time in the second and third installments. I guess girls voting for Orlando Bloom goes a long way.

    Edit: Alba does blow Fox away. Hell she even made Dark Angel watchable......
     
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    Yeah, it surprised me, too, for an R-rated movie like 'Knocked Up' to be there for the 'Teen Choice' awards. And no, I didn't watch. I saw a link from another site, curious to see what TFs may have done.

    EDIT: somehow, I blame onescok for all this. Nice job...chump!

    -Tony!
     
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    Megan Fox not getting female hottie makes me am cry ;_;
     
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    Feh, Davy Jones as best villain? damn those teens for not understanding the tragic figure that he is and seeing only "teh kewl guy what keelz dem peeplez"

    and on that note,

    haters use this as an example of the movie failing in 3...2...1...
     
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    Jessica Alba is hotter than Megan fox? :lol 

    How did Megan lose out to Dunst? (mind you, Megan can't act well, but all Dunst did was scream!)

    And seriously, the Giant alien death robot loses out to con artists and a guy with a squid for a head?

    I can understand some of the others, but that's just retarded!
     
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    Actually i'd say TF's nominees got what was coming to em hehehe.

    POTC > 2007 TFTM and Megan Fox lost good too, while i don't think Alba is as super hot as some people she's better then Fox.
     
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    im enjoying this thread's commentary regarding how f*cking retarded brainwashed teenagers are today.
     
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    hahahahahahahaha
     
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    Guys, its the Teen Choice Awards. Is there a need for getting so worked up? Oh and Hayden Panettiere (She's 18 now, right?) > Alba and Fox :p 
     
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    Amen. Hayden RULES ALL.

     
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    Don't realy care for anything but the villain thing. How the @%^$#$^ $&&#$@ could any villain be more badass than Megatron? If Megatron was to fight any of the other villains he would whip thier ass (literaly).
     
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    You mean he would get out a cat o' nine tails and start flogging? That's worth my $8.50 for TF2 right there. :) 

    -Tony!
    (Thinks 'figuratively' would work better than 'literally' here)
     
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