Teenager finds bat in bra

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  1. Ops_was_a_truck, Jul 9, 2008
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    First time I saw this article, I thought they were talking about a baseball bat. :banghead: 
     
  2. CrypticIllusionist, Jul 9, 2008
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    Interesting article. That bat has good taste in...beds.
    Bats are actually not blind. That's an urban myth; they see quite well.
     
  3. Dark_Convoy, Jul 9, 2008
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    34FF???

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Those are some EPIC boobies!!!
     
  4. Predaking, Jul 9, 2008
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    Bat.. you have chosen... wisely. :D 
     
  5. TrickyDisco, Jul 9, 2008
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    Your point being? :rolleyes:  I am pretty sure I'd notice a bat down there....
     
  6. Bryan, Jul 9, 2008
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    Are you serious? She is way to big for me to ever find attractive.

    I am now going back to my mom's basement to play 2nd Life.
     
  7. on_a_warpath, Jul 9, 2008
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    May I be the first to say: When is this considered NEWS? Funny story, yes. News, no.
     
  8. grimlockams prime, Jul 9, 2008
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    if he isnt, he is a MORON!
     
  9. Predaking, Jul 9, 2008
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    This story is filed under "Funny News" or "Odd News" on most News sites I believe, therefore it's still News.
     
  10. rattrap007, Jul 9, 2008
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    Oh if only I were a bat....
     
  11. Obvious Prime, Jul 9, 2008
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    Especially one with teeth and claws. :lol 
     
  12. Sixshot, Jul 9, 2008
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    Her boobs are so big, it's like when a brontosaur gets stabbed in the tail and the nerve impulse has to travel all the way to the brain before the dinosaur can react.
     
  13. TrickyDisco, Jul 9, 2008
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    Exactly! :lol 
     
  14. General Magnus, Jul 9, 2008
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    I see no harm in big ta-tas. :D 
     
  15. Bryan, Jul 9, 2008
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    My buddy had a patient today with a shotglass up his ass, and he didn't know how it got there. He actually just came to the ER for constipation.





    (Yeah, I don't believe him either).
     
  16. llamatron, Jul 9, 2008
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    I'm going to shove a bat down my pants and then sell my amazing story to the tabloids.
     
  17. Aaron, Jul 9, 2008
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    Wow... I go (excuse the pun) batty when there's a piece of lint in my shirt. I can't imagine how a small creature could be cohabitating a shirt with someone and not get direct attention.
     
  18. Predaking, Jul 9, 2008
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    Maybe her boobs are so bad they restrain the movement of the creature so there's minimal movement and thus, escapes her attention.


    Bah, I still don't believe her story but nice to see a big chested lady making news nowadays. :D 
     
  19. Lance Halberd, Jul 9, 2008
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    What are the chances that right before this happened, someone said something highly improbable to her, and her response was "yeah, and bats will fly out of my tits!"?
     
  20. Omnibus Prime, Jul 9, 2008
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