Teen burglars kill fish to avoid leaving witnesses

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  1. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    If you're gonna do it, do it right.
     
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    Okay, lets say the Goldfish saw them. I doubt the Goldfish would care about the robbery.

    Now lets say the Goldfish did see them and took interest in the robbery and understands what is going on. They can't talk anyway.

    Now lets say they can talk, saw them, were genuinely invested in what was happening and understood completely what's going. Don't Goldfish only have a memory of about three minutes?

    NOW lets say they saw them, took detailed notes of the robbery, were capable of remembering it and could tell people what happened and give detailed descriptions of the robbers to police. They're Goldfish, are you really going to believe their side of the story?
     
  4. Aernaroth

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    Guess you could say they tipped... the scales of justice.

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  5. Brainchild

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    I'm glad they were creative with killing them, rather than, say, taking them out of the water.
     
  6. Scantron

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    Guess you could say those witnesses are...sleeping with the fishes.

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    Lame. People need to stop spoofing Horatio. It's not funny, it never was funny, and anyone who finds it funny is a total loser.
     
  8. eagc7

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    wow these Buglars are so Dumb!

    How can a Fish Be a witness sure they saw the whoel thing, but they Cant Talk, Call to Police or Report This to their Owners
     
  9. Lunar Archivist

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    They actually tested that on MythBusters a while back and trained goldfish to maneuver through a maze. So their memories linger quite a bit longer than three minutes...
     
  10. Brainchild

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    Sounds like you can't... swim with the tide.
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  11. jazzmasta32

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    Guess you could say these burglars were more like...fish out of water.

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  12. Doug

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    Those teen burglers must have seen that episode of "South Park" about the killer goldfish and took it serious.
     
  13. KnightSaberAmi

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    Hmm...wonder if he's going to get a cruelty count for each goldfish killed and sentenced consecutively...? 20 goldfish 20 years sounds good to me.(just guessing the amount of fish killed)
     
  14. Brainchild

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    The article said 3.
     
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    With the case closed I guess you could say the verdict is...GILL-ty.

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  18. darkmgmstr

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    *facepalm* Hate to imagine what they would do to other pets.

    :lol  at all the Hortario jokes
     
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    I don't know. It could be a statement made solely for the purpose of preparing an insanity defense. While in reality, they killed the fish... just for the halibut.
     
  20. firehawc_69

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    I guess their plan kinda just...floundered.
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