Task Force

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  1. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    As I walked towards the car tonight after a visit to Long Beach, a homeless bald old woman with rotting teeth jumped out at me, screamed "TASK FORCE! OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!" and then followed right behind me for a short distance.

    wtf I say, wtf

    What crazy things have bums said to or asked you guys? I once had one randomly ask for exactly 37 cents, and another that offered to pay me in a bag of medical scrubs if I walked to a store with him to buy him chips.
     
  2. Cheetatron

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    ROFLOL
    I've only had bums ask me for money
     
  3. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    A guy I know claims a bum once told him, "I'll lick this fucking sidewalk mother fucker!!!"
     
  4. Sideways

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    i had a bum ask me for money..i gave him a $20...
    then me n him actually had an interesting conversation while smoking cigarettes..
    He lost his job because of the illegals his job hired, and lost his house too..
    poor guy.
     
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    I was in Boston this past April to take my ex to see Monty Python's Holy Grail musical. After the show we were walking to a bar and this drunk crack addict grabs me by the collar of my jacket and demands ten bucks cause he's a druggie and promised it will be his last time. After about 10 minutes of arguing with the drunk he gave up
     
  6. DevilzFan

    DevilzFan CobraIsland.com Veteran

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    Was in NYC on a field trip in high school. Homeless guy walked up and asked us for some spare cash to donate to the "United Negro Pastrami Sandwich Fund"

    :lol 
     
  7. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    DevilzFan that one beats mine imo :D 
     
  8. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    :lolol 

    I haven't really ever encountered any homeless people... This is Lancaster... Amish homeless people? Not here.
     

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