Talk about low!

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  1. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    When I read this I was totally disgusted. This moron is really low. http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080515/NEWS01/105150032

     
  2. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    Maybe he was a legitimately-crippled man sick of seeing people whose only disability is 'can't remember to stop eating' getting covered by insurance.

    I know I am.
     
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    While the act is horrible, it would have been incredibly funny if the guy was like 80.
     
  6. Foster

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    Well, bus service in St. Cloud is REALLY slow.
     
  7. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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  8. flamepanther

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    You're crippled?
     
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    How much would that suck, getting mugged and chairjacked by a disabled man?!
     
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  11. Obvious Prime

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    I lol'd. :lol 
     
  12. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Those mega fatties arent crippled, Ive seen them get up from the wheelchair before .
    To switch to those electric Target/Walmart carts.

    Going to start punching their heads, then walk fast away
     
  13. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I was at a gas station, and one of those types got out of his magical van (more like put one foot out) and began cursing trying to reach the "call an attendant" button. After uttering about every swear word I know, he started yelling at the attendant like it was her fault. "I'M DISABLED I NEED HELP PUMPING GAS." You're not disabled. You're a whale. There's a difference. I swear he just didn't feel like getting out and standing for five seconds.
     
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    I've seen this so many times. I just want to slap them. WIGGLE.
     
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    They should've taped a little hamburger above the button


    What I like is this thread title, about people being low. Come in and everyone's laughing. :lol  we aint right, i luv tfw
     
  16. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Oh wow, you're right! :lol  We're the lowest of the low.

    lol'd at the hamburger comment, too! I felt bad, I wanted to help out, but then again I wanted to watch the drama occur. He probably would've just been mean to me and ranted about the gas pump, anyway. If I can figure one of those things out, anyone can. Seriously.
     
  17. CdnShockwave

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    "Hey fattie, I've got a movie for you! A Fridge Too Far!"


    But seriously, those morse-du-terre (French for "Land Walrus) make me sick. They should try my miracle diet. It's called "Lay Off The Damn Curly Fries You Fat Bastard!" It's like those people who come out of wal-mart on their little motorized chairs, take twenty minutes to get into their minivan, and then you see the suspension drop two feet. You're not disabled, you're a huge fat deposit that, if properly mined, could probably power a biodeisel vehicle twelve times around the planet.

    Maybe we should start harvesting blubber from fat people as a source of energy?
     
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    Don't worry, someone will waddle into the thread any moment and call out all you meanies. :mad 
     
  19. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    My family plays a game where every time we go into a Walmart we count motorized chair-using big people. We're going to hell, we know... it just seems that they're more common in Walmart than anywhere else.

    Also, this reminds me of when I was working at Walmart. One of them drove over to me, completely outraged that they only had the plastic Subway food sets and that they were out of the McDonald's ones. I'm serious. Freaking. Serious. :( 
     
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    What's a Subway food set?

    Most fatties are nice people. It's the jerk, rude fatties that we all don't like. Those that demand things from people and such. When I worked at Zellers there was a man who always needed help getting out from his car into his wheelchair. It was my job to help him out. Nicest guy. Polite, respectful and full of stories.
     

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