Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer - Telegraph I should probably feel bad for the guy, but that's just hilarious.
Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it. And it's hilarious. This should have been part of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
2009. 2009 people. 2009! That was 3 years ago! Older than some of YOU! Edit Aaaah, there we go. http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/general-discussion/283660-why-you-dont-teach-monkeys-kung-fu.html
Impossible, way back in 2009 when this story was originally written they didn't have video cameras in phones or anything, because IT WAS SO LONG AGO. You can almost see Dinosaurs in that picture.