Superhuman baby

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  1. Bryan

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    idle.slashdot.org | Rare Condition Gives Toddler Super Strength

    It's on Fox (in b4 it's probably a conspiracy of the right to breed American supermen amirite?) News right now. Unreal.
     
  2. Lord Megatron

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    Better raise him well or we'll have a Broly on our hands.
     
  3. Eric

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    This is probably an April Fools joke made by Fox. A crappy one at that.
     
  4. Kupp

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    Damn I want me a superbaby. I'll teach him to shovel snow by hiding food in the snow.


    NO, the yellow snow is not food, bad baby!
     
  5. Optimus Sledge

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    If it's still news on April 2nd, I'll be interested.
     
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    haha, its only superhuman if he can throw Hadoukens
     
  7. Bryan

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    Oh, for chrissakes, you're such a miserable person. And one who can't take thirty seconds to double check before making asinine remarks to boot.

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    And dude, if it was a joke, it would've been AWESOME.
     
  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    No, it would have been tedious. Like all April Fools bollocks.
     
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    Pissed!
     
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    My god the grocery bills!:eek: 
     
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    this...


    WHAT THE HELL?! wheres the transformers site!? all i see is care bears!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! burn it! burn it all!
     
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    The Eagles better draft this kid in the future.
     
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    There's another kid who has the same condition who was in the news a few years back, I imagine by now he's 8 or so. When he was 5 he could pick up his mother.

    There was also some interest several years ago when a bull had the same condition in Scientific American magazine.

    There was some hubub about it a few years back, geneticists wanted to isolate the gene(s) and find out more about it, as it could be part of a new rehabilitation treatment or partial cure for several diseases.
     
  14. Jeremy.B

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    Waiting on the "oh noes Fox is biased it cant b reel newz!" comments.

    ...AAAAANNNNNDDDD here we go...

    Beat me to it.
     
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    The FUZZY world is taking over! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     

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