Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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  1. Star Sabre James

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    From the BBC


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
    BBC NEWS | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

    "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
     
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    I like these elders.
     
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    Well, it looks like everyone wins this time! Yay for goatsecx!
     
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    :thumb  Send those Elders to Darfur, maybe they can deal with the situation.
     
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    :lol  and yet :confused2 
     
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    :lol :lol :lol 

    That has got to be the best judicial decision ever made.
    Ever.
     
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    Mace "Sam Jckson" Windu :Yes those elders desrve to die and I hope they burn in hell
     
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    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together."

    awesome.
     
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    Priceless
     
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    Mr Tombe: Hey Billy, want to see how to milk a goat?
    Billy: Yeah Yeah...wait, what the hell are you doing to that goat?!
    Mr Tombe: Milking! Gigity Gigity!
     
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    :lol :lol :lol  sucks to be the Sudan guy. :D 
     
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    :lol  those elders are awesome
     
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