http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3147139

 

so the reason he got fat is because he was a stupid fuck when he was a kid.

awesome.

 

Ding ding ding!

 

Excuse my language here but:

First of all, its a guy from a fast food commercial. Who gives a shit. Secondly, what the fuck is a guy like that doing "lecturing" at a fucking university?

Only. In. America.

 

I hate greasy controllers.

 

Word! Nintendo makes your fingers greasy!

 

I don't recall anything about video games that ever forced me to eat fistfulls of greasy chips. I can suggest another place for Jared to cram his greasy fist.

 

Yeah, Fuck those former Presidents, or Nobel Prize winners. When we want inspirational speakers, we look to the glory that is TV advertisments!! I had the Noid talk at my High School Graduation.

 

I don't know if you've ever been to subway on a normal day. They're anything but "fast"

Especially if you want your Subway Club with swiss toasted. Mmmm.  

 

I'm more of a fan of their amazing vanishing bread.

"Hey, coulda swore, you know, this was a sammich when they wrapped it..."

 

Nintendos got it covered now. When ever you you turn on the DS and some of the Gamecube games I have, it has a Warning about getting exercise and all that shit. You can't blame them anymore.

 

I'm sorry, but his story holds no worth whatsoever. It was HIS fault. He had NO self-control. Nintendo never inputted subliminal messages to tell him to shove his pie-hole with chips and burgers, he did that on his own free will.

I never get "muchies" when playing video games, I'm... too busy playing video games.

 

To be fair man, I had a lecture from Nadia from Big Brother at university once. Seriously.

And my g/f had one from a guy who stripped off in the lecture theatre and stuck a broom up his ass.

Phazer

 

The sad thing is that there are full time professors who couldn't look any less intelligent if they stuck a broom someplace like that themselves.

 

Fuck yes, now I can sue Nintendo for making me fat one day!

 

Sweet! I can sue them because I started really packing on the pounds after I got my first NES! Strangely enough, it had the power pad, so I should have dropped some weight if I played on that all day, but alas I played Megaman games all day instead. Now I can sue Capcom too!

Thanks Jared!  

 

*facepalms*

 

I junk out sometimes when playing video games but I also EXERCISE! you hear that Jared you dumbass, get out and get a little exercise instead of relying solely on food intake to control your weight!

 

LOL    

There's lots of weirdos who speak at colleges, I saw signs for Sam from the Apprentice, and actually went to Ken Jennings lecture. They're just informal things to entertain for a while, like the movies.