Stupidest or craziest thing you've done at a frat party

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  1. Hybrid Prime

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    Any of you guys have any good frat party stories?I live on a collage campus and have a few ton.I just wanted to hear some of your guys and gals stories before I posted mine.K Lets hear them!
     
  2. llamatron

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    Yeah brah, this one time I rolled up the Delta Iota Kappa kegger in my Wrangler. Grabbed my red cup on the way in and filled that bitch to the brim with some beer. Then me and the bros started up a game of Halo on the Xbox and when my team won we chest bumped each other so hard that I knocked my bro out the window and he landed on the beer pong table and wrecked it. The doctor said that he would have broken his neck if he didn't have triple popped collars to cushion the fall.






    I've never actually been to a frat party but I do totally dig 'em and want to go sometime. Kind of in the wrong country though. : /
     
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    Triple popped collars, more than just a kick ass fashion statement
     
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    I love you.

    FULL DISCLOSURE: I am not in a fraternity. But almost all my GA Tech friends were in Phi Delta Theta, so I've hung out at one more'n a few times. But I honestly don't think I've ever done anything dumber than hook up with a hambeast at one (GO TO HELL I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM AFGHANISTAN).

    But the dumbest thing I ever SAW done at one? Dude set his eight foot kayak up at the top of a flight of stairs. The stairs were the kind that had a platform halfway down and then cut back 180 degrees the rest of the way down. I don't know what made him think he could make that turn, but he didn't.

    Instead, the kayak went through the full length window in the wall next to the platform. Not just the front of the kayak, the entire damn thing. He landed on the bushes outside, right side up, completely unscathed. I couldn't fucking believe it.
     
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    Stupidest thing I ever did at a frat party was go to said frat party to begin with. :lol 

    My old band played at a frat party once. It was pretty retarded.
     
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    That is exactly what I was going to post. I ended up at one back in my college days when I was drunkenly wandering campus with some friends. It was...yeah. It was something alright. :/
     
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    I once did a panty raid.

    Oh wait, that was John Belushi on Animal House
     
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    I was on X (I think) at a party when I was still attendeding U of MO and somehow got convinced to eat out a Kappa Delta while the Alpha's cheered us on...
     
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    I try not to use the word "frat" when describing my fraternity days. It brings up a stereotype that did not exist with us, or any other fraternity at the college I attended.
     
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    lol NEEEEEEERDS lol

    how was the chess game?
     
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    My buddies don't dig that either. "It's not a frat, it's a fraternity. You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
    There was a crazy smart fraternity at GA Tech. Always had the GPA record when I was there. I knew one of the guys sorta well, and one night him and a buncha friends went out and got tattoos of their favorite math equations.
     
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    Yeah, that was used a few times too.

    Like I said, if I say I was in a frat, then an immediate stereotype is put into people's minds, and we weren't the stereotype.... but we didn't get tattoos of our favorite math equations..
     
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    Assuming Kappa Delta are girls and the Alphas are guys?

    They all think I'm too white and nerdy...
     
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    I cock-slapped a girl at a party once when I was really drunk...
     
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    I have been to two movie-style parties...

    The less funny time was at a frat house that looked not unlike the city in The Incredible Hulk. It was that disgusting inside. It was like a third-word hovel. I immediately tried to send some money to help those people... It was Halloween so I left there to go actually have fun.

    The funnier time my friend and I put Weird Al on the stereo. Everyone was too drunk and high to notice or change it. I think tried to buy pills from a guy in a hall (as a joke, mind you) with a 'third party, post dated, out of state starter check'. It took him 10 minutes to get that I wasn't serious.

    Later I told someone who was in a sorority that I didn't have to pay for my friends like she did. She hates me for some reason.
     

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