So this is for Alabama but I would like to hear about some other dumb laws in your neck of the wood. 1. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. 13A-12-5 2. Incestuous marriages are legal. 30-1-3 3. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. 30-4-1 4. No person may spit on the floor of a church. Auburn Section 9.08.010 5. Wearing head phones while operating a motor vehicle is illegal. 6. Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. (Blue Law) 7. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (Blue Law) 8. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. (Blue Law) and some from Tennessee cause I'm right on the border......... 1. You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. 2. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. 3. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. 4. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. 5. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. 6. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. 7. Skunks may not be carried into the state. 8. It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.