I was going to write, stupid shit your wife does, but I realized Men can do dumb shit too, and people do get a bit sensitive. So I am wondering what is really stupid shit your spouse does that drives you crazy. I get new ones of there every couple of months with my wife, so I would like to believe I am not alone. Here is my contribution: We have one of those dual door fridges with a sliding freezer on the bottom. The freezer tends to get pretty packed. When I close the freezer, I like to move the stuff around to make sure it is securely closed. My wife prefers the slam it shut approach. So yesterday, Mrs. rocket scientist used her half assed approach. It ended up breaking a small piece of plastic on the sliding mechanism. That is really not a big deal, because the piece belongs to the shelf and that slides fine. The problem is, she didn't feel it move any further back, so she assumed it was closed. This morning I go to make breakfast, and open the freezer. There is a broken piece on the bottom and the freezer has half frozen items and ice everywhere. So I call my wife to say, "what's wrong with the freezer?" She replies, "No clue, when I opened it this morning, there was a broken piece there and it was all iced up. I thought nothing of it, and I slammed it shut again. Why is there a problem?" I felt like saying, "WTF do you think" but stopped myself. So instead of enjoying my day off today, I started it with having to throw out about $200 of thawed then refrozen food. Then to have to de-ice the fridge and wipe off all of the water. I now have to go food shopping to replenish all the shit I threw out because my wife is too damn lazy to learn how to close a freezer and to check it's frozen. Now what pissed me off the most, is that this is like the third fucking time she did this shit. The first two times, I caught it within like 20 minutes. This time it went overnight. I mean, would it be mean to call her a retard. I mean, how many fucking times do I have to say, be careful with this? Of course if I flip on her, I am the bad guy, she is not the retard.