Stuff that Transformers would never say.

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  1. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I saw this on seibertron.com so we should have one.

    Let me start off.

    G1 Optimus: Before i die Ultra Magnus.....i must warn you if you give Hotr----*Hotrod puts a pillow over optimus Prime's face and Primes dies*
    Hotrod:There i placed Prime out of his misery...Give me the Matrix Ultra Magnus.........MUHAHAHA!!!!!!
    \Ultra Magnus: what's with the evil laugh?
    Hotrod:what evil laugh.

    Cyb.Hotshot: Red Alert don't you think Override is hot?
    Cyb.Red Alert: Ovierride is a guy
    *Hotshot spits his cola onto Movie Starscream faces*

    BW Megatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Cyb.Thunderblast: Megatron,I'm preganat
    Cyb.Megatron: So?
    Cyb.Thunderblast: It's not yours, it's Overrides?
    *Megatron spits cola onto Movie starscream's face.*

    Ani-Blitzwing:express my feelings in song
    *Starscream walkes into the room*
    Blitzwing: Here comes the Crimson CHIN!!!!!

    BW Trans-muatate: friend.........
    *Sixshot shoots her*
    G1 Sixshot: It's like shooting cyber ducks in a barrell.

    G1 Tracks: I'm STRAIGHT!!!!!

    Post your own if you want.
     
  2. Backscatter

    Backscatter Autobot Brainmaster TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hmm, Tracks IS straight. Never confuse education with anything else. Anyway, on topic.

    Wheelie: I'm a cool guy and everyone loves me!

    Well, I suppose that could work for G1 Blurr and Hot Rod too. :lol 
     
  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I just don't understnad why Tracks is Gay, Sunstreakers is the real gay.

    Sunstreaker: I"M Gay!!!! I'm GAY!!!! I love you Tracks.
    Tracks: Get your cervos off of me.
    Starscream: Can we have a threesom e.
    Inferno and Red alert: Make it a five-some
    Tracks: I hate my life.
     
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    tinlunlau Well-Known Member

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    *stares at Arcee*
    (insert any male Autobot name): I'd like to stuff my Autobot spark plug into your vessel.

    XD
     
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    butz slippery when wet

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    NemesisBruticus Banned

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    Actually, only one continuity of Sunstreaker was gay, Sunstreaker at his roots is straight, just disgustingly narcissistic.

    Here's one Optimus would never say (fan-dubs don't count obviously):

    "Fuck you"
     
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    Pretty much anything from Dr. Smoov's videos. Except all of Perceptor's lines... what a homo.
     
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    Deadsled Energon Recovery

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    "don't be hatin'!"
     
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    Astrotrain: Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother fragin' scraplets on this mother fragin' seeker!

    Megatron: Dear Diary, Soundwave has the most sexy eyes...

    Grimlock: THIS IS SPARTA!

    BW Inferno: Only YOU can prevent forrest fires.

    Skywarp: so i herd u leik mudkipz...
     
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    :gen069: :lol 
     
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    SilverDragon YEAH TOAST!

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    Starscream: I'm perfectly happy in my current position. Besides, Megatron is an excellent leader!

    You did say 'stuff that Transformers would never say'. ;) 
     
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    These two were fuckin' hilarious.
     
  18. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Optimus Prime: DIE HOTROD!!!!!!!
     
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    Starscream: Megatron is laying helpless in from of me - so rather than start monologueing at him while he recovers *BLAM*

    Grimlock: "Excuse me while I dismember you forthwith"
     

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