I saw this on seibertron.com so we should have one. Let me start off. G1 Optimus: Before i die Ultra Magnus.....i must warn you if you give Hotr----*Hotrod puts a pillow over optimus Prime's face and Primes dies* Hotrod:There i placed Prime out of his misery...Give me the Matrix Ultra Magnus.........MUHAHAHA!!!!!! \Ultra Magnus: what's with the evil laugh? Hotrod:what evil laugh. Cyb.Hotshot: Red Alert don't you think Override is hot? Cyb.Red Alert: Ovierride is a guy *Hotshot spits his cola onto Movie Starscream faces* BW Megatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Cyb.Thunderblast: Megatron,I'm preganat Cyb.Megatron: So? Cyb.Thunderblast: It's not yours, it's Overrides? *Megatron spits cola onto Movie starscream's face.* Ani-Blitzwing:express my feelings in song *Starscream walkes into the room* Blitzwing: Here comes the Crimson CHIN!!!!! BW Trans-muatate: friend......... *Sixshot shoots her* G1 Sixshot: It's like shooting cyber ducks in a barrell. G1 Tracks: I'm STRAIGHT!!!!! Post your own if you want.