Strokes of Genius

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  1. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    My best friend was a genius. He had a tactic for getting rid of unwanted guests when I roomed with him back in Tuscaloosa.
    He wasn't mean or rude. in fact he was quite friendly and still managed to get rid of these folks.

    Someone would come over unannounced and want to hang out while he was trying to sleep or do homework, and he would offer to pop in a videotape. (this was the mid 90s before DVDs were so available.)

    the guest would say he would want to watch and sit down.
    Click.
    within about 5 minutes, the guest was gone, and my friend was back to what he was doing.

    see, he had a porn tape he saved for "guests" that had a bunch of scenes that were pretty awful to downright disturbing and it worked every time.
    I couldn't watch the tape myself, so i knew it was rough. trust me, i wanted to watch, just to know how bad it could get, but i never finished the first scene. it was that bad.

    but it was genius.

    any crazy strokes of genius from your friends?
     
  2. misternoodle

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    wow, meatspin was around in the VHS era?
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    VHS? Hell, it was around on Beta
     
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    ninety NERDS!!

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    A mate recently showed me the WORST porn I've ever seen, only caught snippets (apt choice of word there), I can't even describe it here for fear of being banned (and remembering it).

    As a much needed aside, I have a genius level IQ, but like the best geniodes :) google), i'm a flawed diamond :D 
     
  5. Chaos Muffin

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    When you want your gf to go to bed, you start talking about your toys or video games.
    After the 2nd yawn, she should be gone.
     
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    Did any of these friends ever go back after watching his extreme porn?

    No?

    Thought not.
     
  7. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Would'nt regular movies work too? Like if Spoc came over Id throw in some Star Wars
     
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    I would have used the TF movie to get rid of them.
     
  9. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I can't conceive of any sort of legal porn that would elicit that reaction from my friends. All I'd be likely to get is a request to turn the volume up and get some beer.
     
  10. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    He didn't like confrontations, so he manipulated the environment to his advantage. make a person uncomfortable, they leave.
    me, I woulda just dropped the A/C down to 40 and waited for them to freeze.

    but our friends came back. they knew what kind a dude he was and it was funny to see their reactions.

    i can't believe no one here has friends that did something really clever and was impressed by it.

    IIRC, i read some sick stuff some of you posted in other threads here that was brilliant.

    me, I'd just turn on Nancy Grace to scare folks off.
     
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    You could just have sex right in front of them?
     
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    Ill swap porn with friends pokemon style, but too awkward to watch or listen to it with others around.

    If that trick backfired on Id be screwed.

    hehe i said backfired and screwed
     
  13. Poho

    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    you mean the '86 one, right? if so then THIIIIIIS!
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    My friends are largely film buffs of my age. Putting the '86 film on would result in more requests for beer. Putting on the Bay film would result in vomiting and bleeding eyes.

    Not sure how my friends would react.

    What makes you think we do anything but have sex when we get together?
     
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    Because everyone is too busy awkwardly shuffling out of the room after you suggested to use your Classics Astrotrain as a sex toy.
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Hey, it could be worse. I could have suggested Cybertron Primus.
     
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    Hawt.
     
  18. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    i do this all the time. which would explain my lack of friends. :|
     
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    You should just hit on your friends blatantly till they go away.
     
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